Known scruffy-looking nerf herder Stephen Colbert had a few words for J.J. Abrams on Tuesday night's Colbert Report.

Colbert has been a serious fan of Star Wars since the first movie came out when he was 13 years old. So when he criticizes the picture of the next installment's cast, the man knows of what he speaks. While some have noted the new cast's dearth of female actors, Colbert goes further: Why do we have to be so human-normative? Everyone in the cast has two arms and two legs!

We stand with Colbert. Truly, this is an outrage.