Anna Kendrick, le petit dynamo, announced she is writing a book of personal essays to be published by Simon & Schuster next fall. The book's press release says it will be "expanding upon the witty and ironic dispatches for which she is known." Sure.
Kendrick explained: "While many of my female inspirations who have become authors are incredibly well-educated and accomplished comedy writers, I'm very, very funny on Twitter, according to Buzzfeed and my mom, so I feel like this is a great idea." Kendrick's book of "witty" and "ironic" dispatches is currently untitled, so here are some suggestions:
I Am the Nice One!
Essays in the Key of Life ;)
Hey, Why Not?
C'est La Me
Pitch Unperfect: I'm Not Perfect Even Though Maybe You Thought I Was
My Best Friend is Literally Aubrey Plaza
You Might Recognize Me From Your High School Drama Club
Up in the Air: If You Tied Balloons to Me I Would Float Away
Cute Shit to Annoy You
The Truth Is: I'm a Mouse
What to Expect When You're Expecting an Anna Kendrick Book of Personal Essays
Small Mouth, Big Thoughts
Into the Words
Feel free to use any of these titles for your book of essays, Anna Kendrick.