In celebration of the 31st birthday of Christian Grey—fictional star of E.L. James' BDSM Twilight fan fiction for sexually repressed adult women, Fifty Shades of Grey—Focus Features has released its first official still of actor Jamie Dornan portraying Grey. And, man, you gotta see this!
Fans, of course, reacted appropriately:
@FiftyShades HOLY SHIT NO I AM DEAD
— (@SoImVeronica) June 18, 2014
OMG it's getting real!!!! First Movie Still of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey! OMFG!!! I just had a heart attack! 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/9s4gjolqz1
— THE50SHADESWORLD.COM (@x50ShadesWorld) June 18, 2014
— Infinite Shades (@ShadesOf_Me) June 18, 2014
@JamieDornan_org Are you fucking serious????? First Official Christian Grey picture? Bloody hell, I'm hyperventilating. Holy shit.
— Karoline Boucher (@kboutch) June 18, 2014
@jojomv11 if that is a still it's probably him watching Ana
— Danielle⚓ (@odumdanielle) June 18, 2014
Happy Birthday, Mr. Grey. You're exactly like we've all imagined: a man.