Seth Green ate a booger on Conan on Wednesday. Seth Green did not think anyone actually caught him eating a booger on television. Seth Green underestimated Reddit's interest in booger-eating.
A Reddit user posted the incriminating video on Thursday night, thus ensuring that Seth Green's booger-eating will live in infamy. Watch as he squeezes his nose in laughter. Gaze in awe as he plays with what is clearly a booger while smoothly conversing with Conan. Gasp as he deftly scrapes it off his thumb with his top incisors.
And then go wash your hands.