British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook

British secret agents are supposed to be exponentially smoother than their American counterparts. We get Ethan Hunt, they get James Bond. Except, not, because the chief of MI-6's wife had her Facebook profile set to public. Very public.

8:15 PM on Sun Jul 5 2009, by Foster Kamer, 26,282 views, 21 comments
http://gawker.com/5307985/british-secret-agent-chiefs-wife-outs-him-as-speedo+wearing-nazi-homie-on-facebook

Soledad O'Brien's War Against Flatulent Dogs Suffers a Setback

Back in January CNN's Soledad O'Brien, serving on the co-op board of her Chelsea building, signed the eviction notice for fellow resident Steven Lyon complaining about the "size, slobbering, shedding, drooling, gassiness and odors" of his...

11:49 PM on Mon May 25 2009, by The Cajun Boy, 5,415 views, 44 comments
http://gawker.com/5269551/soledad-obriens-war-against-flatulent-dogs-suffers-a-setback

The Week America Did WHAT?

Slow news week, right? Oy, where to begin. On Monday we were still laughing at Sarah Palin, when we weren't killing ourselves with worry. Obama cried, about his grandmother. Oh man, then there was this election on Tuesday! Sarah Palin voted for NO...

7:06 PM on Fri Nov 7 2008, by Pareene, 3,393 views, 825 comments
http://gawker.com/5080040/the-week-america-did-what

Let's All Delegitimize Barack Obama!

Man what a wonderful hopey week for America. Let's see how hopeful Robert Novak is, shall we? The headline is promising: "No mandate for Obama, no lopsided Congress." Hah! It's funny because we thought Obama became the first Democratic president...

11:55 AM on Wed Nov 5 2008, by Pareene, 10,938 views, 90 comments
http://gawker.com/5077247/lets-all-delegitimize-barack-obama

The Internet Cautions Mr. Mariotti Not To Let The Door Hit Him In The Butt On The Way Out

So Jay Mariotti resigned from the Chicago Sun-Times on Tuesday night, prompting a flurry of reaction around the webtubes, a sampling of which we show you here. Most of it's anti-Jay, as you might guess; even this guy refuses to defend him....

3:45 PM on Wed Aug 27 2008, by Rick Chandler, 13,733 views, 32 comments
http://deadspin.com/5042382/the-internet-cautions-mr-mariotti-not-to-let-the-door-hit-him-in-the-butt-on-the-way-out

Being Nice

Recently retired columnist and consummate Republican insider Robert Novak may not have been 100% bad: in 2002, he wrote a column pointing out that the US sold biological weapons to Iraq, and ridiculing Donald Rumsfeld's denials of it. Again: Bob...

3:03 PM on Tue Aug 5 2008, by Hamilton Nolan, 355 views, 14 comments
http://gawker.com/5033394/being-nice

Robert Novak Retires

Robert Novak, the 77-year-old conservative Chicago Sun-Times columnist and political commentator, announced his retirement after being diagnosed with a brain tumor. Last week, he ran his car into an 86-year-old homeless man and drove off; soon...

1:46 PM on Mon Aug 4 2008, by Sheila, 1,189 views, 35 comments
http://gawker.com/5032816/robert-novak-retires

If You Run Into Something And Don't Realize It, You May Have A Brain Tumor

When we found out that political commentator Robert Novak was running around in his black Corvette with a homeless person on his hood, we sort of assumed the worst. Little did we know, the worst actually meant that Novak had an undiagnosed brain...

4:00 PM on Tue Jul 29 2008, by Matt Hardigree, 2,569 views, 50 comments
http://jalopnik.com/399457/if-you-run-into-something-and-dont-realize-it-you-may-have-a-brain-tumor

Hot-Rodding Columnist Hospitalized With Brain Tumor

Last week, conservative columnist Bob Novak ran his car into an 86-year-old homeless man and then drove off, apparently oblivious. Now the 77-year-old journalist has been hospitalized with a brain tumor. Sheesh! Bad week! Anyway no one knows how...

1:42 PM on Mon Jul 28 2008, by Pareene, 929 views, 28 comments
http://gawker.com/5030046/hot+rodding-columnist-hospitalized-with-brain-tumor