Sarah Jessica and Matthew Fleeing to Brooklyn?

We knew there was a reason we're leaving the neighborhood. Sarah Jessica Parker and her mighty steed Matthew Broderick might be movin' on over to Park Slope. The New York Post thinks they've found the family's apartment.

10:25 AM on Thu Jul 2 2009, by Richard Lawson, 25,607 views, 69 comments
http://gawker.com/5306233/sarah-jessica-and-matthew-fleeing-to-brooklyn

Manny Trannies' 'Hello, You' to Well-to-Do's: Celeb Digs Robbed For Head Wigs!

Zut alors, Michael Kors! Make sure your pockets are empty, Monica Lewinsky! Transvestite teenagers are jacking up residents of a fancy Greenwich Village building, for wig money. This is an important window into sociocultural relations:

10:56 AM on Wed Mar 4 2009, by Hamilton Nolan, 3,152 views, 26 comments
http://gawker.com/5164182/manny-trannies-hello-you-to-well+to+dos-celeb-digs-robbed-for-head-wigs

Worst Thing About He's Just Not That Into You: The Cigarettes?

You'd think so, if you paid attention to the crusty old American Medical Association, which is hopping mad that the dopey ladysad film prominently and frequently featured brand-name cigarettes. Though, none were ever smoked.

2:16 PM on Thu Feb 26 2009, by Richard Lawson, 15,751 views, 56 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5161016/worst-thing-about-hes-just-not-that-into-you-the-cigarettes

This Week In Tabloids: Katie Gets A Fetus, Jessica Gets Cheated On

It's Wednesday, so this must be Midweek Madness, your weekly tabloid roundup. The mags are all over the place this week: Katie Holmes' embryo; Travolta's tragedy; secrets of a White House mom.

2:20 PM on Wed Jan 28 2009, by Dodai, 25,615 views, 151 comments
http://jezebel.com/5141165/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-gets-a-fetus-jessica-gets-cheated-on

Razzie Nominations Serve A Shocking Snub To 'The Spirit'

We've just had a look at the official nomination ballot for the Razzies, and we're still reeling from the unexpected shutout of frontrunner The Spirit.

5:05 PM on Tue Jan 6 2009, by Kyle Buchanan, 9,969 views, 19 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5124799/razzie-nominations-serve-a-shocking-snub-to-the-spirit

Tim Burton + 'WALL-E' ÷ Goggle-Eyed Knit Dolls = '9'

As creative partnerships go, the one teaming Tim Burton with Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov and a half-dozen or so animated post-apocalyptic rag dolls isn't one we had on our 2009 wish list.

2:12 PM on Wed Dec 24 2008, by STV, 2,420 views, 5 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5117859/tim-burton-%252B-wall+e--goggle+eyed-knit-dolls--9

This Week In Tabloids: Jilted Wives, Jingle Bells & The Return of J.Lo

It's Midweek Madness time, and this week, most of the covers focus on Brad and Angie: Their made up summer wedding, holiday plans with the kids, and feud with Jennifer Aniston.

3:40 PM on Wed Dec 17 2008, by Margaret, 17,825 views, 161 comments
http://jezebel.com/5112554/this-week-in-tabloids-jilted-wives-jingle-bells--the-return-of-jlo

Keanu Reeves Wreaks Alien Havoc on 'Four Christmases'

Rainy days and Mondays got you down? Buck up your holiday mood with a bit of apocalyptic egg nog we like to call Monday Morning Box Office:

2:25 PM on Mon Dec 15 2008, by STV, 2,315 views, 7 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5110522/keanu-reeves-wreaks-alien-havoc-on-four-christmases

Keanu Reeves Devastates 'Doubt,' 'Che,' Rest of Earth

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or Keanu-rrific at the movies. This week: Earth is doomed, Clint is done, and Che is looooonnng.

11:45 AM on Fri Dec 12 2008, by STV, 7,254 views, 15 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5108313/keanu-reeves-devastates-doubt-che-rest-of-earth