Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire

Lilo stole the formula for her spray-tan product and passed on a starring role in The Hangover, Britney Spears visits the Eiffel Tower, Mischa Barton's wisdom teeth are making her bloated and Megan Fox steps out in an Armani dress.

8:27 AM on Wed Jul 8 2009, by The Cajun Boy, 11,793 views, 33 comments
http://gawker.com/5309925/lindsay-lohan-will-stop-at-nothing-to-expand-her-spray+tan-empire

Your Zac Efron Dreams Are About to Get Thrilling

Some strange casting decisions plague us today, while others intrigue us. Also, MTV ponders a terrible idea, AMC picks up an interesting show, and everyone watched Jon & Kate Plus Hate.

9:59 AM on Wed Jun 24 2009, by Richard Lawson, 7,885 views, 9 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5302004/your-zac-efron-dreams-are-about-to-get-thrilling

Slave Labor: The New, New-Media Profit Model

Here's a question both Arianna Huffington and Guest of a Guest blog mogul wunderkind Rachelle Hruska want to know: Why pay for something - or for them, content - when you can get it for free? Like slavery, but different!

9:15 PM on Sun Jun 21 2009, by Foster Kamer, 5,658 views, 44 comments
http://gawker.com/5299052/slave-labor-the-new-new+media-profit-model

Peter Getty: Costumed Layabout Scion

Peter Getty's breezy, self-pitying musings on being idle righ infuriated fellow San Franciscans and, indeed, people across the country. Who is this heir, and why does he find copious wealth so unpalatable? Here's a quick rundown.

4:08 PM on Fri Jun 19 2009, by Ryan Tate, 10,651 views, 49 comments
http://gawker.com/5297177/peter-getty-costumed-layabout-scion

No Amount of John Travolta-Brand Gatorade Can Cure This Hangover

The movie about drunks and their drunken ways keeps hitting the big time. As does the movie about white people in the jungle. Meanwhile, Eddie Murphy and John Travolta have both seen better days.

10:43 AM on Mon Jun 15 2009, by Richard Lawson, 9,602 views, 48 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5291092/no-amount-of-john-travolta+brand-gatorade-can-cure-this-hangover

Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market

Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about...

7:29 AM on Thu Jun 11 2009, by The Cajun Boy, 13,980 views, 50 comments
http://gawker.com/5286883/paris-hiltons-tainted-goods-are-back-on-the-market

Does The Huffington Post Use Sexism To Drive Liberal Page Views?

The Sexist blogger Amanda Hess says, "Yes." And we're a little hard-pressed to disagree.

3:20 PM on Tue Jun 9 2009, by Megan, 15,376 views, 71 comments
http://jezebel.com/5284828/does-the-huffington-post-use-sexism-to-drive-liberal-page-views

Rich and Famous Rang in New Day of Peace and Prosperity While You Worked

All of the celebrities descended on Washington DC for yesterday's presidential ceremonies, in which former President Bush was pushed into the Potomac on an ice floe, never to be seen again. Read the dish!

10:16 AM on Wed Jan 21 2009, by Richard Lawson, 8,073 views, 36 comments
http://gawker.com/5136096/rich-and-famous-rang-in-new-day-of-peace-and-prosperity-while-you-worked

Special 'Homeland Security USA' Edition

In honor of tonight's premiere of ABC's Homeland Security USA, a show easily described by the equation: (COPS + Terrorism) - All Conceivable Fun, we present a special threat edition of Watch, TiVo, Kill.

5:49 PM on Tue Jan 6 2009, by McCluskey and Miller, 1,703 views, 1 comment
http://defamer.gawker.com/5124243/special-homeland-security-usa-edition