Lindsay's Family Welcomes Her Back from India by Selling All Her Clothes

LiLo lied about saving those kids in India, almost as embarrassing as Dina Lohan truly out-leeching herself. Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel are in Palm Beach, separately. Michelle Rodriguez talks vaginas and lesbian sex tapes. Monday gossip, locked and loaded. More »

12/14/09

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By Azaria Jagger

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Twilight's PR Campaign Threatens to Burn America to the Ground

With just weeks to go until the debut of New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight series, Summit Entertainment, the film's distributor, is clearly playing with fire. More »

10/21/09

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By Richard Rushfield

#tabloidtv

Layoffs at Access Hollywood

Well, it looks as though the economic downturn has found another media victim. A tipster tells us tonight that there's been a "completely unexpected bloodbath" at Access Hollywood. More »

06/17/09

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By The Cajun Boy

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The Twitterati Would Gay-Marry Blue Bottle Iced Coffee If It Were Legal

Barbara Walters sending Twitter messages as she gets her hair shampooed is a sign of the Apocalypse. Run for the hills, kids — but make sure to get a frosty caffeinated beverage before you do! More »

04/21/09

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By Owen Thomas

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'Access Hollywood' Eager To Perv All Over Teenage 'Twilight' Star

Meet 16-year-old Taylor Lautner! The Twilight star almost lost his role in the sequel unless he could massively bulk up. Now, the media wants to slobber over those results. Did we mention he's 16? More »

01/12/09

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By Kyle Buchanan

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