Jason Alexander's Chilling 'Criminal Minds' Turn As A Sociopathic Col. Sanders

Or a serial-killing Jackie Rogers Junior? To be honest, we have no idea what he was doing. But it was pretty awful—and in that sense, fit right in with this terrible CBS crime show we had no idea existed! Still, we're happy to see Ray Romano...

5:15 PM on Thu Nov 20 2008, by Seth, 2,798 views, 13 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5094912/jason-alexanders-chilling-criminal-minds-turn-as-a-sociopathic-col-sanders

Everybody Loves Boogie Boardin'

1:00 PM on Mon Jul 7 2008, by Douglas Reinhardt, 2,360 views, 5 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/397949/everybody-loves-boogie-boardin

'Everybody Loves Raymond' Creator Establishes Elite Inner Circle of Pizza Devotees

You know it's a cruel city when Ed McMahon — Ed Fucking McMahon! — can be in danger of losing his house while the man responsible for Everybody Loves Goddamned Raymond has built his manse's weekly "movie night" into an apparently...

6:30 PM on Thu Jun 12 2008, by STV, 2,859 views, 10 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/396038/everybody-loves-raymond-creator-establishes-elite-inner-circle-of-pizza-devotees

All Movies About Fighting Should Have Been This Instead

"Puncher" is an energetic little parody of boxing/wrestling/karate/gangster films, with an opening rap song, sweetly incongruous sound effects, and some nice shots of cute boy butt. The creator (film student Patrick Gill) has 47 other shorts; my...

1:57 PM on Fri May 2 2008, by Nick Douglas, 2,167 views, 6 comments
http://gawker.com/386657/all-movies-about-fighting-should-have-been-this-instead

Brad Pitt Unfazed By Ex's 'Echo'

· Brad Pitt's shingle, Plan B in name only (we're looking at you, Aniston), buys rights to David Grann manuscript, "Lost City of Z," for Pitt to produce and star in. [Variety]

3:10 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008, by employeemegan, 2,693 views, 5 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/374743/brad-pitt-unfazed-by-exs-echo

Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

It's no longer shocking to see a celebrity waltzing around the beach post-op (Courtney Love, anyone?) but, thankfully, most celebs remember to remove their bandages before donning their itsy bitsys. But what if said bandages are there for life?...

2:41 PM on Tue Mar 11 2008, by Molly Friedman, 35,602 views, 47 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/366521/missing-one-celebrity-belly-button-and-one-sense-of-inhibition

On January 24th, Realize How Unfunny America Has Become

[To be read in the voice of Don "Voice of God" LaFontaine] In a world where Dane Cook, the unfunniest flimsiest hack bastard of a comedian is America's number one laugh man, it's hard to believe that for one night, back in 1992, HBO hosted a...

7:04 AM on Tue Jan 15 2008, by Joshua Stein, 1,835 views, 15 comments
http://gawker.com/5002260/on-january-24th-realize-how-unfunny-america-has-become

Hollywood writers and producers to renew talks over Internet video

12:45 PM on Mon Nov 19 2007, by Nicholas Carlson, 160 views, 1 comment
http://valleywag.gawker.com/324323/hollywood-writers-and-producers-to-renew-talks-over-internet-video

Enraged Blizzard Carpenters Protest, Prefer Universal Music's Unrelated Locale

Unsatisfied with Blizzard Entertainment's recent hiring of independent carpentry contractor All Star Installations in Irvine, Carpenters Local 1506 has strategically (albeit somewhat puzzlingly) staged a miniature "hired gun" protest outside...

5:32 PM on Wed Nov 14 2007, by ryanm, 741 views, 2 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/322821/enraged-blizzard-carpenters-protest-prefer-universal-musics-unrelated-locale

Asks a puzzled attendee of the just-commenced Picketing with the Stars Strikestravaganza: "Just got back from Universal. Why does Ray Romano show up at a picket with his bodyguards?" After quickly scanning some early wire photos of the event, we...

6:06 PM on Tue Nov 13 2007, by Mark, 497 views, 2 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/322368/