Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter

Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus.

10:31 AM on Thu Mar 26 2009, by Richard Lawson, 5,668 views, 31 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5185273/resurrections-just-in-time-for-easter/gallery/

Today On Martha: Puppy Yoga

· So Martha's pissed at Gawker, but as far as we know she still loves Defamer and wants us on her show just as soon as her schedule allows. Meanwhile: Puppy Beagle Yoga! ZOMG!

9:11 PM on Tue Jan 27 2009, by Seth, 10,900 views, 15 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5140702/today-on-martha-puppy-yoga

Orlando Replaces Franco: Upgrade or Downgrade?

· Mark Ruffalo's directorial debut—Sympathy for Delicious—is back in productions after falling into limbo following the shooting death of his brother. Orlando Bloom takes over for the role vacated by James Franco. [THR]

2:57 PM on Thu Jan 22 2009, by Seth, 2,932 views, 9 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5137298/orlando-replaces-franco-upgrade-or-downgrade

Cameron Crowe To Revive Career With Craziest Movie Already Made

Do you remember when Cameron Crowe, the writer and director of lovely little funny/sad movies like Say Anything... and Almost Famous (Kate Hudson! was good! in that movie!), made that thing Elizabethtown, that was essentially about how Orlando...

12:54 PM on Tue Oct 14 2008, by Richard Lawson, 8,168 views, 68 comments
http://gawker.com/5063210/cameron-crowe-to-revive-career-with-craziest-movie-already-made

Orlando Bloom Vaguely Remembers Getting Inked The Night Before.

6:30 PM on Mon Oct 6 2008, by Douglas Reinhardt, 2,400 views, 8 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5059678/orlando-bloom-vaguely-remembers-getting-inked-the-night-before

Is Captain Jack Sparrow Plundering Disney For $54 Mil?

In Johnny Depp, Disney found an unlikely Mickey messiah. His once-dicey-seeming turn as a scenery-chewing eyeliner junkie was a risk worth taking, it turned out, and it wasn't long before Pirates of the Caribbean's staggering grosses had execs'...

5:15 PM on Mon Oct 6 2008, by Seth, 3,450 views, 35 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5059677/is-captain-jack-sparrow-plundering-disney-for-54-mil

Sadly, Johnny Depp To Play Three More Silly Characters

No one's asking Johnny Depp to pursue a boring, traditional Hollywood acting career, but this is just getting ridiculous. The Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas star has been cast in three new movies, all of which are silly, "quirky" character parts...

2:47 PM on Thu Sep 25 2008, by Richard Lawson, 13,887 views, 63 comments
http://gawker.com/5054895/sadly-johnny-depp-to-play-three-more-silly-characters

Ashton Kutcher's "Blah Girls" Is A Little Racist & Sorta Blah

You may have heard that Ashton Kutcher and his production company, Katalyst Media, have launched a new blog/"web series" called Blah Girls. Taking a dip into the blogosphere waters doesn't exactly seem like a move one would expect from a...

4:30 PM on Wed Sep 10 2008, by Maria, 6,865 views, 50 comments
http://jezebel.com/5047901/ashton-kutchers-blah-girls-is-a-little-racist--sorta-blah

Orlando Bloom: Tough Yet Adorable

1:20 PM on Fri Aug 29 2008, by Douglas Reinhardt, 1,988 views, 5 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/400858/orlando-bloom-tough-yet-adorable

New York, I Actually Hate You

Oh yay, the trailer for New York, I Love You, the new movie about "Love in New York" (hah hah, actual monster sightings are more likely).* New York, I Love You features not only an ensemble cast — Ethan Hawke, Blake Lively, Orlando Bloom,...

12:00 PM on Mon Aug 25 2008, by Moe, 10,342 views, 196 comments
http://gawker.com/5041333/new-york-i-actually-hate-you