This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat

Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford.

3:00 PM on Wed May 20 2009, by Margaret, 36,517 views, 290 comments
http://jezebel.com/5262993/this-week-in-tabloids--sapphic-encounters-and-haircut-advice-at-prices-that-cant-be-beat

And You Shall Know Them By Their Trail of Manolos

The return of Sex and the City, the not-return of Matthew Perry. Strange movies and people win strange festival awards, and Slovenia finally gets some sunshine.

10:58 AM on Fri Apr 3 2009, by Richard Lawson, 9,901 views, 20 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5197027/and-you-shall-know-them-by-their-trail-of-manolos/gallery/

The Week in Theater: Claire Huxtable the Drug Addict

Here's what happened in theatre this week. It was sort of a depressing seven days. Fitting for the times, I suppose.

11:00 AM on Sat Mar 7 2009, by Richard Lawson, 7,379 views, 17 comments
http://gawker.com/5165467/the-week-in-theater-claire-huxtable-the-drug-addict

This Week In Tabloids: "Octomom" Vs. Angelina; Jennifer Aniston's Tapes

Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we dare to try and "read" the celebrity tabloids. This week, Us was the only mag that used Rhianna as the main cover image.

2:00 PM on Wed Feb 11 2009, by Dodai, 38,095 views, 207 comments
http://jezebel.com/5151617/this-week-in-tabloids-octomom-vs-angelina-jennifer-anistons-tapes

2009 Grammy Award Winners

by Maura Johnston, 4,774 views, 6 comments
http://idolator.com/5149282/2009-grammy-award-winners

Even More Depressing 'Sex and the City' Sequel Coming

New Line Cinema, the studio everyone thought Time Warner had killed specifically to prevent the possibility of a Sex and the City sequel, is coming out with a Sex and the City sequel.

6:44 PM on Thu Feb 5 2009, by Owen Thomas, 8,650 views, 68 comments
http://gawker.com/5147602/even-more-depressing-sex-and-the-city-sequel-coming

Home Sweet Hangover

For some reason, after hearing a funny Joy Luck Club reference on Saved by the Bell: The College Years this morning, we're in a really introspective place. Or that's the boxed wine rotting our brains.

5:00 PM on Fri Dec 26 2008, by McCluskey and Miller, 2,327 views, 1 comment
http://defamer.gawker.com/5118459/home-sweet-hangover

'I'm Fucking Matt Damon' Doubly Honored, And Other Creative Arts Emmy News

The Emmys, Oscar's Paste-Eating Cousin™, will broadcast live on ABC this Sunday, presided over by a Frankenhost monster conceived in a test tube by devious tinkerers from the science wing of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The...

3:25 PM on Mon Sep 15 2008, by Seth, 9,048 views, 3 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5050117/im-fucking-matt-damon-doubly-honored-and-other-creative-arts-emmy-news

Sean Avery Raiding The Wrong Closets At Vogue

Hockey star and Vogue intern Sean Avery showed up to a concert "dressed head to toe in black with a black newsboy cap... he looked like he was straight out of a 1998 J.Lo video." [P6] Cynthia Nixon said she so did not have a boob job, as the...

8:31 AM on Mon Jun 23 2008, by Ryan, 1,487 views, 16 comments
http://gawker.com/5018755/sean-avery-raiding-the-wrong-closets-at-vogue

Horrified 'SATC' Stars Go Cosmetic Surgery Crazy, Implies Meanie Gossip Column

Sex and the City: The Movie—already a sacred Women's Studies text, pored over on campuses throughout the country as the prototypical example of early-21st Century "shoe-me" feminism—has found itself on the receiving end of some of the...

2:10 PM on Thu Jun 19 2008, by Seth, 4,482 views, 7 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5017994/horrified-satc-stars-go-cosmetic-surgery-crazy-implies-meanie-gossip-column