This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Loves Chris, Mischa's "Skin & Bones"

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, in addition to Rihanna news, the mags report Jessica Simpson's every meal while calling Mischa and Lindsay scary-skinny.

2:00 PM on Wed Feb 18 2009, by Dodai, 41,898 views, 227 comments
http://jezebel.com/5155858/this-week-in-tabloids-rihanna-loves-chris-mischas-skin--bones

Funny As A Heart Attack

With the decline of Grey's Anatomy, we've been going elsewhere for our medical drama - Discovery Health Channel, 20/20, Hollywood Sunset Free Clinic - but we've found the serious stuff in an unlikely place.

5:53 PM on Tue Jan 27 2009, by McCluskey and Miller, 4,102 views, 2 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5140452/funny-as-a-heart-attack

Keanu Reeves Feigns Interest In High-Concept Movie Pitch

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about...

4:35 PM on Fri Jul 27 2007, by Seth, 10,100 views, 7 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/283417/keanu-reeves-feigns-interest-in-high+concept-movie-pitch

Robin Williams Delights Thai Restaurant Patrons With Impressions Of Thai Elvis, Thai John Wayne, Thai Jack, Thai Rabbi...

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the...

4:19 PM on Fri Jun 8 2007, by Seth, 10,209 views, 15 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/267331/robin-williams-delights-thai-restaurant-patrons-with-impressions-of-thai-elvis-thai-...

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Steven Spielberg And Wife Enjoy Non-Fat Caffeinated Beverages At Malibu Starbucks

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know...

5:44 PM on Tue Apr 10 2007, by Seth, 14,248 views, 9 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/251205/hollywood-privacywatch-steven-spielberg-and-wife-enjoy-non+fat-caffeinated-beverages...

iPod Nano Signed by 'The Office' Cast Being Auctioned for Charity

Not the entire "The Office" cast, but some of them. This iPod nano was signed by Leslie David Barker (Stanley Hudson), Brian Baumgartner (Kevin), Kate Flannery (Meredith), Angela Kinsey (Angela) and Phyllis Smith (Phyllis). Unfortunately, it lacks...

4:30 PM on Tue Jan 30 2007, by Travis Hudson, 1,586 views, 6 comments
http://gizmodo.com/232649/ipod-nano-signed-by-the-office-cast-being-auctioned-for-charity

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Lindsay Lohan Flees The Daylight

Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw an orange Lindsay Lohan stumble...

4:55 PM on Wed Apr 5 2006, by Seth, 2,816 views, 3 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/165151/hollywood-privacywatch-lindsay-lohan-flees-the-daylight

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Brad Renfro Seen Near Pancakes

Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put sighting or PrivacyWatch in the subject line) and let everyone know that Jake Gyllenhaal's feeble attempts to obscure his...

3:07 PM on Thu Mar 16 2006, by Mark, 2,340 views, 6 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/160850/hollywood-privacywatch-brad-renfro-seen-near-pancakes

A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama's Alleged Ass-Peek

Sun Valley's Mogul Parade

Hipster Grifter Catching Mad Charges, In Utah

Young Republican Leader Audra Shay Is Crazy, Illiterate, Racist

The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently

'Bruno' Bestows His Top Ten Upon America

Gawker