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  • #apple

    10 Things You Must Do With Your New Mac

    You got a new Mac for Christmas? Awesome. But don't let Justin Long's smarmy face fool you, it doesn't just give you a warm hug and set itself up. Here are 10 things you need to do pronto: [Gizmodo]
    12/25/09
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  • #apple

    I Can't Believe It Took Us This Long

    While it looks like the famous tagline has been tweaked for legal reasons, I know a xylographic of Justin Long when I see one. As does my green Reading folder. $12. [Etsy via ChipChick] [Gizmodo]
    12/17/09
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  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal. [Jezebel]
    12/16/09
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    By Dodai
  • #gossiproundup

    Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed

    Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson may have gone psycho for a model who likes to cling octogenarians; everyone obsesses over Tiger Woods' mistress; Westchester reprimands Richard Gere for chopping down trees. Tuesday's gossip ranges from sordid lechery to suburban ennui. More »
    12/01/09
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  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

    If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel]
    11/18/09
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    By Dodai
  • #apple

    Apple Graciously Welcomes Windows 7 With Ad Triptych

    Apple heard Windows 7 was out and called in the usuals to make fun of it in three different ways. UPDATED [Gizmodo]
    10/22/09
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  • #apple

    You'll Be Seeing Justin Long's Smarmy Apple Face a Lot More Soon

    Windows 7 launches a week from today, so you're probably ready for the Microsoft advertising blitz that's already started. But are you prepared for the Apple Windows 7 onslaught? [Gizmodo]
    10/15/09
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  • #ads

    Mexican Girl from Mac-PC Knock-Off Ads Is a Lot Hotter, Lot Less Obnoxious than Justin Long

    Mi gusta chica mexicana, si. Ella es muy sweet. Mi no gusta Justin Long, porque es cojones obnoxious. Si? Claaaaaro. Los Mac-PC knock-off comerciales de television de cable company Yoo, however, es malo malo. Chingada. Tortilla. Tacos. Chimichanga. [Thanks Rodrigo] [Gizmodo]
    08/26/09
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  • #advertising

    Patrick Warburton Wastes Considerable Talents in New "I'm a Mac" Ad

    Taking a break from being an all-around hilarious actor, Patrick Warburton (David Puddy from Seinfeld, The Tick from The Tick) appears in the newest irritating "I'm a Mac" ad, also featuring a Lauren (from Microsoft's "Laptop Hunters" series) look-a-like. [Gizmodo]
    08/24/09
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  • #spokesassholes

    The Top Spokesassholes in Tech

    Each day I get a little bit sadder that Billy Mays is no longer with us. Good thing there are so many spokeassholes vying for position in the marketing pantheon. [Gizmodo]
    08/18/09
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