Remember when Jennifer Lawrence fell over on the red carpet at this year's Oscars? It's because she was almost certainly hammered.
According to Page Six, Lawrence recounted the night on an upcoming episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers. She reportedly said she was so drunk that she puked on the stairs at Madonna's after-party (awesome) before receiving a bit of encouragement from Miley Cyrus, who probably knows a thing or two hundred about puking on the stairs.
Whoever is casting True Detective season two: I hope you're reading.