Bachelor season 16 winner Courtney Robertson's forthcoming memoir about her travails as a Hollywood hanger-on, I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain, drops this month. And it contains details about Entourage star Adrian Grenier's pubic area.
E! lovingly retells how the two met and became acquainted with each other's intimates:
According to the book, they met at an A-List mansion party; she writes that they bonded over a "mutual loneliness in LA," yet she didn't feel a spark. She did, however, feel a fondness for hooking up with him and claimed/bragged/overshared, "He had the biggest penis I'd ever seen—and the biggest bush!"
The TV personality claims they never had "actual sex" in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, "Are you still on that show?"
If you are so inclined, Robertson also apparently details her meeting Nick Lachey and Jesse Metcalfe (the gardener Eva Longoria slept with on Desperate Housewives). There's also something about masturbating to Dawson's Creek as a teen.
A hot book for summer.
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