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#snldigest
Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
So, here at SNL Digest, we're trying to have a hopeful, kind conversation about a show—and a tradition—we hold dear, the slope of its decline regardless. But last night's January Jones episode? One word: disaster. How disaster-y? More » -
#levijohnstonwatch
Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
Levi Johnston is coming. Not to dinner with Sarah Palin, but to the pages of Playgirl. The pictures have now been taken, and a detail-laden missive from the Dr. Frankenstein of Playgirl, Daniel Nardicio, has been whipped out for us. More » -
#awesomethings
A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of Going Rogue
Sarah Palin writing a book was asking for trouble. Here it is. McCain campaign emails have leaked, and they're completely damning to the validity of the book's narrative. Involved: the "whack" Saturday Night Live, radio pranks, and McCain's campaign manager. More » -
#beefs
Andrew Sullivan, Calling Out Sarah Palin: I Know You Read My Blog, Sucka!
Our favorite gay, British, libertarian-conservative High Ganja Priest of Political Commentary, The Atlantic's marathon Daily Dish blogger (and lovah) Andrew Sullivan, is calling out Sarah Palin. For what, this time? For reading his blog, son. SHOTS FIRED. This shit's gangsta:
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#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#revelations
Anonymous Call Girl Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate
Showtime's Secret Diary of a Call Girl was based on a series of bestselling books by anonymous prostitute Belle de Jour. How hot is this? Turns out she's a well-regarded British scientist, Dr. Brooke Magnanti. She came out last night. More » -
#gawkerexclusive
Inside the Bernie Madoff Tchotchke Auction
Bernie Madoff, the most successful fraudster in US financial history, is in jail. Everything he once owned went on the auction block today. Hunter Walker was there to watch people purchase souvenirs of the American financial collapse.
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#games
Gawker Guessing Game: The New York Post's Heavy Metal Headline
Damn, New York Post. You rocked it with today's headline, which gets placed in the epic "STAB BABY" headline file. But why so serious? Who're they talking about? Pinch Sulzberger? Col Allen? Jon Gosselin? Make guesses, place your bets! Ready? More » -
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#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding
If love is a battlefield, and weddings are your infantry missions, Phyllis Nefler is Sherman, burning up the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Well, she just earned her Downfall meme: we've found our first weddings trend. OOH-RAH, Matrimony Marines. More »ConspiracyTrend -
#openthread
Saturday Night Special
Another fun day rounds up at 10PM. Andrew Sullivan thugged out, everyone douche'd out, Julia Allison art'd out, Bernie Madoff sold out (literally), and everyone on Twitter is dead. Including, now, me. Great. Here's your open thread: SNL and stuff! More » -
#videuhoh
Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
I know, I know. GOD, Julia Allison, when will you stop posting about her, she totally sucks, etc, etc. Well, stuff this in your empty comment box and smoke it: Julia Allison, doing performance art, about art. I'm serious. More » -
#exclusive
Levi Johnston Turns Down Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving Dinner Invitation
Sarah Palin may have invited her daughter's babydaddy to Thanksgiving dinner, but the future Playgirl centerfold will not be passing the yams with the Palins. He turned down her offer, saying she's "full of it."
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#rumors
Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme
If the New York Times' The Moment blog and its Twitter feed "hear" that Moz is dead, does it actually happen? Former Idolator editor Maura Johnston writes: "This inspired a lot of panicked e-mails to me late last night." Why? More » -
#gossiproundup
Where Teary, Party-Escaping Lindsay Lohan and St. Elmo's Fire Meet in the Middle
Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We're not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it's awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#linguistics
The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
Where, exactly, are you supposed to start when the New York Times runs a Page One media piece on the word "douche"?
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#scandal
Impressively Evil: Health Care Lobbyists Busted Writing Speeches For Congress. Literally.
Heath Care Industry Rule Number Four Thousand and Eighty: DC lobbyists are shady. And exactly how shady are the lobbyists of Washington DC who worked both sides of the health care debate? They ghostwrote speeches for politicians lining their pockets. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Great Moments In Drugs: June 12, 1970
Here, an new animated short video celebrating the day that Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter while blind-tripping on acid. Truly one of the greatest American drug accomplishments of the 20th century. Learn your history, kids. [James Blagden] More » -
#love
'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
Paul Janka! He's still stalking women and all their various "holes." A friendly tipster has been kind enough to share with us her recent encounter with America's skeeziest, most overaggressive pickup "artist." Get waxed, baby. This is gonna hurt. More » -
#30rocks
The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock
This season, 30 Rock, the only show we watch on NBC, has been taking constant swipes at the network with insider jokes. We are here to decode them for you. Last night, they predict the downfall of the peacock!
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#exclusive
Fox News Declares Cyberwar on Liberal Blogosphere
How do you annoy the maximum number of Liberal blogs with minimal effort? If you're Fox News, all you have to do is shut down the YouTube channel that supplies them with infuriating O'Reilly Factor clips. They did this today!
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