taraniso commented on NYC Prep: Winter Break My Heart

""...the stupid things we did in boarding school, living together in the hall at 13" I suspect Jacko died of over-stimulation while watching Bravo."

taraniso commented on The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List

"Why is Jessica Biel making ANY list these days?"

taraniso commented on Liveblogging the Michael Jackson Memorial

"I'd actually go see this if you throw in Lady GaGa as Michael's singing, dancing vampire-bride."

taraniso commented on Which Former Boy Band Star Is Now a Sad, Coked-Up Mess (Don't Say "All of Them"...)

"Hmmmmnnn "...Spied being worn" as in Speidi?"

taraniso commented on Should Bruno Cut Its LaToya Jackson Scene?

"I strongly recommend her Playboy "celebrity" video, where LaToya runs in fear through her house-of-secrets, complete with billowing curtains."

taraniso commented on Which Blockbuster Actress Slept with Everyone but the Director, Who Now Won't Work with Her Again?

"3."

taraniso commented on Farrah Fawcett, 1947-2009

"I remember asking for a Cobra II from my parents because Jill drove it."

taraniso commented on Which Young Actress Emailed Her Co-Star's Sex Tape to All of Their Friends?

"1."

taraniso commented on Farrah Fawcett, 1947-2009

"She was almost 30 when she really hit superstardom, barely missing the age discrimination actresses today hit at 26."

taraniso commented on Apparently You Are Allowed to Say 'Pearl Necklace' on MSNBC

"I was busy teabagging my Earl Grey this morning when I read this, and I almost spit!"