The One commented on Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?

"@simplicissimus: I prefer General Tso's latkes! And Kung Pao gefilte fish."

The One commented on Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?

"@kneetoe: Because most of them are crappy."

The One commented on Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?

"@Foster Kamer: Because back in the day there were few or no Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese restaurants, esp."

The One commented on Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?

"It's simple: they're pretty much the only restaurants open on Christmas (that aren't catering to Christian families in which nobody cooks)."

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