Uncle_Billy_Slumming commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"Thanks, this was fun, and a nice way to spend the morning before heading out to eat Jewish food and watch a Chinese movie."

Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith commented on Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?

"@DahlELama: Sure do- It's not actually 'mine,' anyway."

Uncle_Billy_Slumming commented on Tim Robbins Saves Own Stalker's Life

"You seem to know your Thwackeray."

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@sweet_communist: I'm extremely impressed that the members of that 'panel' were actually able to maintain not only straight faces but a complete semblance of normalcy throughout that phenomenal 'conversation.' Hilarious and heartbreaking, indeed."

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@muppet_baby: That is just pitch-perfect..."

Lysergic Asset commented on Merry Christmas Soldiers! You Can Now Knock Each Other Up!

"@kneetoe: :-) Have a very merry..."

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@muppet_baby: Ha!"

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@Adrian Chen: Cool."

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@Cheruth: That's the all-time favorite on my list (linked above). I will never get tired of watching that clip."

Lysergic Asset commented on Old Onion Article Saves Christmas

"@Adrian Chen: Are there any you'd especially recommend, then?"