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jew-jew commented on Christian Bale Vs. Momzo The Clown: Case Closed
"Between Batman and that Hunk-from-the-Neck-Down/Dork-from-the-Neck-Up swimmer boy, Defamer is making me feel something funny in my pants."
http://gawker.com/comment/7239465 12:11 AM on August 15 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Help Us Cast 'The Michael Phelps Story'
"I don't care who plays him."
http://gawker.com/comment/7239433 12:08 AM on August 15 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Heads, Anticipation Explode as German 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Trailer Unveiled
"Must."
http://gawker.com/comment/6704498 07:35 PM on July 15 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear? Money, Insanity, And Tons Of Booze
"I found that having a baby at 19 and then immediately getting divorced was a killer way to drop all the baby weight and then some."
http://gawker.com/comment/6474841 08:10 PM on July 1 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Interwebs Conspire To Prevent Amateur Pornographer Bill Shatner From Getting Laid
"I grew-up in Mesa, where the guy who owned Long Wong's restaurant was the mayor."
http://gawker.com/comment/6016721 12:07 AM on June 4 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Betsey Johnson Resort Is All Dolled Up And Ready To Play
"@TriedandTrue: I have the leopard print weekender."
http://gawker.com/comment/5825850 07:49 PM on May 21 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club In 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'
"@Malis in Wonderland: @Malis in Wonderland:Art Garfunkel's Balls is my new band name."
http://gawker.com/comment/5782118 10:48 PM on May 19 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Resolution No. 2: Disney Must Immediately Release its Groundbreaking Nature Film 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua'
"I want to get really, really high and sneak my Chihuahua into the film with me."
http://gawker.com/comment/5659451 09:40 PM on May 12 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on Not Cool, Dude
"The face is screaming "NO NO," but the hair is yelling "YES YES DEAR G-D YES!" So I guess I am a little torn."
http://gawker.com/comment/5158615 09:28 PM on April 11 , 2008
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jew-jew commented on An Open Letter to P.T. Anderson on the Occasion of 'There Will Be Blood''s Miserable DVD Release
"I fucking love Magnolia."
http://gawker.com/comment/5158584 09:26 PM on April 11 , 2008
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