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icallthebigonebitey waiting for somebody to pick up my stroll
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icallthebigonebitey commented on "I Sure Wish Great Aunt Ethel Would Stop Using My Body..."
""Justin wanted me to come out in a kimono, we had an awful fight...""
http://gawker.com/5213667/i-sure-wish-great-aunt-ethel-would-stop-using-my-body#c12123952 08:25 PM on April 15
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Anderson Cooper Is Not Your Dancing Monkey Boy
"@rabbitangstrom: we took turns. what's your favorite Rabbit book?"
http://gawker.com/5176084/anderson-cooper-is-not-your-dancing-monkey-boy#c11486903 09:03 PM on March 19
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Anderson Cooper Is Not Your Dancing Monkey Boy
"I truly harbor no ill will towards that hairdo of Ellen's, but everytime I see her all I can think is 'I let my long-lost twin sister cut my hair, so how long do I have to endure this dreadful summer camp before I can hightail it to foxy Brian Keith's ranch in Carmel?'"
http://gawker.com/5176084/anderson-cooper-is-not-your-dancing-monkey-boy#c11486550 08:43 PM on March 19
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icallthebigonebitey commented on "Yes You Are Here, Amy. You're Sitting Right There. And Stop Calling Me Mrs. Torrance."
"All work and no crack makes Amy..."
http://gawker.com/5175695/yes-you-are-here-amy--youre-sitting-right-there--and-stop-calling-me-mrs-torrance#c11478376 03:59 PM on March 19
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icallthebigonebitey commented on We're Not Cool Enough to Use iTunes DJ
"If someone interrupts "Beverly Hills 90210: The Soundtrack" at one of my parties, they will immediately be asked to vacate the premises. Jeremy Jordan!"
http://gawker.com/5169433/were-not-cool-enough-to-use-itunes-dj#c11341006 12:56 PM on March 13
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Aretha's Hat Goes from Internet Meme to Actual Business
"@eXXX: I've always thought of myself as more of a cowardly, self-hating white boy."
http://gawker.com/5169454/arethas-hat-goes-from-internet-meme-to-actual-business/gallery/#c11340338 12:38 PM on March 13
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Meet Bernie Madoff's New Pals
"This post makes me realize how much I miss "Oz"."
http://gawker.com/5169068/meet-bernie-madoffs-new-pals/gallery/#c11324667 06:36 PM on March 12
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Laurel Touby: The College Years
"@HiredGoons: Amish Beard can put his feet on my rag rug anytime."
http://gawker.com/5164383/laurel-touby-the-college-years/gallery/#c11139348 03:20 PM on March 4
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icallthebigonebitey commented on Laurel Touby: The College Years
"[To friend on the phone] And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant OR herpes. [pause] Just a pink Trans Am and the guy, right? [pause] [incredulous] A BLACK GUY?"
http://gawker.com/5164383/laurel-touby-the-college-years/gallery/#c11138539 02:54 PM on March 4
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icallthebigonebitey commented on In Which Tonya Harding Is Still Around, And Mad at Barack Obama
"You could hang a shower curtain on those bangs."
http://gawker.com/5164390/in-which-tonya-harding-is-still-around-and-mad-at-barack-obama#c11137972 02:39 PM on March 4
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