scroll_lock commented on Okay Sorry But the Daily News Cannot Abide This Dumb Whore Columnist

"@Smitros: I guess her nom de plume would be Colonel Kink?"

scroll_lock commented on A Virtual Party Report from the Did You Hear about the Morgans? Premiere

"@depardoo: You found the vacant, glazed, prediabetic coma look hot, admit it."

scroll_lock commented on A Virtual Party Report from the Did You Hear about the Morgans? Premiere

"#5."

scroll_lock commented on Kelly Ripa Outs Known Homosexual Anderson Cooper

"@Juancho: An Indian blanket works just as well."

Juancho commented on Kelly Ripa Outs Known Homosexual Anderson Cooper

"@scroll_lock: or for a tub of Vaseline to hand to the cameraman."

Juancho commented on America Ain't Giving Its Baby No Boring Name

"@joutfit: I work with a public database in a rather diverse community, and I seem some amazing stuff on a pretty regular basis, too."

Juancho commented on America Ain't Giving Its Baby No Boring Name

"@Cfegrl: "Your...your breasts feel weird." "Oh, that's 'cause they're real.""

scroll_lock commented on Kelly Ripa Outs Known Homosexual Anderson Cooper

"@Colonel Mustard: Or make her not look like she needs her shots updated!"

Colonel Mustard commented on Kelly Ripa Outs Known Homosexual Anderson Cooper

"@scroll_lock: Or some human skin!"

kookla commented on This Is Your Brain On Marriage

"Not just another great reason to keep gays from doing it, but also to let heteros continue making a mockery of it. Yes I'm talking to you, Tiger!"