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"Despicable."

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avoidz commented on It's Official: Bernie Madoff Is Completely, Utterly, Totally Broke

"His wife should be left with nothing, too."

avoidz commented on The Transformers Sequel Is Loud, Obnoxious, and Loud

"What does it say about this franchise (and Orci and Kurtzman) when the original cartoon had characterization, smarter stories, intelligent dialogue, better robot designs and action scenes you could tell what the hell was going on."

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"Sounds like a really boring idea."

avoidz commented on Danny DeVito Addresses His Proclivity for Public Drunkenness

"'This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.' I hate the internet sometimes."

avoidz commented on How The Love Guru Could Cost You Half a Year of Your Life

"And the CEOs of the banks and corporations that just crippled the world's economies get..."

avoidz commented on Everything You've Ever Loved to Get Remade and Ruined

"Remaking Total Recall for me is like Dan Brown rewriting The Bible."

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avoidz commented on The End of Television as We Know It

"I think it'll be a long, long time before network TV shows become obsolete."