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Meet the Magic Condom, Inspiring Teen Sex and Gay Cops
Baby Winged Cupid's got competish! This French spot for Durex has a mystical used purple condom package that flies through town inspiring old folks, male cops and teens to do the nasty. That's right, teens. More » -
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Mark Sanford Bitchslaps Soulmate In Open Letter
In a groveling open letter, Gov. Mark Sanford calls his whole affair his "funeral," negating all the warm fuzzies his sultry Argentinian shoved-under-the-rug soulmate felt from his love letters. Those flames of love burn, baby, burn. More » -
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The Week In Orgies: Oprah's Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
The owner of a British manor house is stunned when recent renters host a masked ball that turns orgiastic, and Oprah's gala cruise for her staff turns into a floating bathhouse. Ah, the summer of love... More »









