Victor Ward commented on Commenters So Mad They Could Just Roofie Advice Columnist

"I went to read some of those comments and realized that website somehow gathers together all of the people I wish would end up in the hospital with no one to visit them."

Victor Ward commented on We Must Not Allow Our Businesspersons to Taste Hippie Freedom

"My bank issued a new debit card, and I didn't think to call my gym to change the fucking expiration date in their eft information, so I ended up getting about $100 bucks in fees as they kept trying and re-trying to process the payment. This is more stupidity on my end than a result of the economy, until you get to the point where they won't reverse any of the fees as an accommodation since they are no longer authorized to reverse fees since they are barely scraping it by with the meager profits from their membership fees for old equipment and fat personal trainers. Just sharing."

Victor Ward commented on In Free Speech v. Dog Fights, Free Speech Should Win

"@hilikusopus: Actually, hunting is illegal, in certain states or for certain animals, or in certain seasons. I am so overwhelmingly against dog fighting, and I think it's heinous."

Victor Ward commented on We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It

"I was really grossed out and horribly confused for a minute, because I thought this was about smoking saliva."

Victor Ward commented on Enter the Rape Tunnel, For Art

"Roadtrip!"

Victor Ward commented on Badass Trustee to Madoff Fam: 'Give It All Back'

"@bytememehard: How could I make decisions without it?"

Victor Ward commented on So How's That Tucker Max Movie Doing?

"I would have gone to see it had Matt Czuchry not been wearing clothes."

Victor Ward commented on Which Small-Screen Actress Lies About Not Having a TV?

""...and that sometimes all of them are on at once so the actress can see the same show as she moves from room to room." This is the best motivation to become rich I have ever read."

Victor Ward commented on Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?

"There is nothing worth fighting over in Meridian. Grenada, maybe."

Victor Ward commented on Conde Nast's Last Month Being Rich

"Maybe, just maybe, December 21st, 2012, is the exact date that Anna Wintour gives herself a home perm. Suddenly, it all makes sense."