StylusPictures commented on Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only

"@rising: I give Pratt a pass because while his veins flow with vinegar & water, he's turned it into some kind of idiot's performance art."

StylusPictures commented on "Fuck Them": Times Critic On Hollywood, Women, & Why Romantic Comedies Suck

"When Hollywood thinks of women, they say let's give them "Love Happens" and "Bride Wars"."

StylusPictures commented on Letters From Hollywood: Roman Polanski's Rape Of Child No Big Thing

"This is a product of us living in the age of "If it didn't get caught on video, it didn't happen." If there were 8mm film of Roman humping this little girl, how many signatures do you think they'd get?"

StylusPictures commented on Have Björk and Matthew Barney Split Up?

"When Bjork was in an Icelandic punk band called "Cork That Bitch's Ass" and hanging out with Current 93, Matt was playing sports and fingerbanging cheerleaders."

StylusPictures commented on 'It’s Kind of an American Apparel Ad Come to Life'

""Shut Up, Silver Lake" is the greatest tag invented since Fark made "Florida" a tag."

StylusPictures commented on Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi Break-Up. Publicity Stunt or Just Devastating News?

"They were an interesting couple."

StylusPictures commented on The Only Remaining Childhood Memories Not on a Hollywood Development Slate

"I heard they were talking to Ewan McGregor to play Gnop, but are still looking for a Gnip that can fill seats.@unclevanya:"

StylusPictures commented on Are TV Networks Screwing Themselves By Putting Their Shows Online?

"It'll be fine."