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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on You're Golden!
""No one will want to make Steve Scissorhands." If only that were true..."
http://gawker.com/comment/10791954 11:46 AM on February 17
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Virtual USS Enterprise Tour Showcases Paramount's $250 Million Listing
"It's reassuring to know that BMW's i-drive has been successfully repurposed in the future."
http://gawker.com/comment/10774355 02:17 PM on February 16
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Chris Brown Sneaks Rihanna Apology Into Facebook Disavowal
"Christianity means never having to say you're sorry."
http://gawker.com/comment/10772322 12:58 PM on February 16
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Career Suicide Caps Joaquin Phoenix's 'Late Show' Stupid Human Tricks
"Cry me a River, Phoenix."
http://gawker.com/comment/10698648 03:10 PM on February 12
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Woman Seeks $4 Billion Restitution For Miley Cyrus's Crimes Against Asianity
"Miley's gonna need her a real good Jew lawyer for this one!"
http://gawker.com/comment/10698461 03:06 PM on February 12
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Jeffrey Katzenberg Explains How MPTF's Mass Layoffs and Forced Patient Relocations is Great News for Hollywood's Aged
"Perhaps these poor, despondent souls can be transferred to Will Smith's (non)Scientology Center in nearby Agoura, provided they accept Xenu as their lord and savior, of course."
http://gawker.com/comment/10698248 03:01 PM on February 12
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on BREAKING! 'Ellen' Fire Downgraded To Pipe-Burst
"Someone will be laying pipe on Ellen?"
http://gawker.com/comment/10676496 05:43 PM on February 11
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Terrence Howard Raises Lone 'Team Chris Brown' Flag
"Keep that pimp hand strong, Chris!"
http://gawker.com/comment/10676434 05:40 PM on February 11
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on Twitterholic Kutchers Determined to Bring Back the Ascot
"Misdirection."
http://gawker.com/comment/10672219 03:33 PM on February 11
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SteamyMcFirecrotch commented on 'Candy Land' To Seduce Your Children Like Sugarcoated Crack
"I'm gonna need to drop some acid."
http://gawker.com/comment/10543105 03:10 PM on February 5
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