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Conan the Burbankian
We're preparing ourselves for the last night of Late Night Conan with some BBC. It's important to check out what the Brits are chortling at these days because NBC will be repackaging it soon. More » -
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Heyyy, Dr. Car-ter!
The Grey's Privates crossover continues tonight, but we're excited for the ER-The Librarian crossover as swashbuckling historical mysteries heat up County General Hospital. Wait, Noah Wyle is reprising his Dr. Carter character? Same dif. More » -
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Only Three 'Late Nights' Left - Tissues, Please
So far, it's been a jubilant final march for Late Night, and we can expect more fan-friendly shenanigans (Carrie Fisher and the Masturbating Bear running away together) tonight and the rest of the week. More » -
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You're Golden!
The Oscars are in six days, and while only a very few ever win that statue, the stars have your Academy Awards after the jump. Time to buy a gown. More » -
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Welcome to the 'Dollhouse'
Friday nights are so bad that there's a well-researched Wikipedia entry devoted to the death slot. Fox is getting all mavericky and throwing Dollhouse into the mix, assuming the target audience won't have plans tonight. More » -
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Review: 'Eastbound & Down'
We usually leave the sports stuff for Deadspin, but HBO's new series Eastbound & Down has very little to do with sports, and even less to do with compassionate human interaction. We're cool with that. More » -
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'30 Rock' Finally Above Scrutiny; 'Grey's Privates,' Not So Much
Double snaps to 30 Rock, as it has entered our pantheon (it's a storage locker in Atwater Village) of shows that are too dominant in their genre to recommend (along with American Idol and AC360°). More » -
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Thinking and Laughing: Not Mutually Exclusive
Stand-up comedy is usually boring live (and especially boring on television), but we always check the trades for comics getting their own shows. Most go sitcom, but we prefer comics who do something original. More » -
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Run! It's The Octostroller!
As Pro-Choicers, we prefer the government keep out of a woman's business, yet we firmly support the media getting up in there. In these trying times, anyone having a child (let alone 8) deserves scrutiny. More » -
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The Man, The Myth, The Ponytail
New York Fashion Week begins Thursday but we're getting the jump on it tonight. First up: The ageless icon Karl Lagerfeld. Maybe you can't afford his clothing, but you can probably achieve his hairstyle. More » -
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Your Romantic Digital Transition Is In Retrograde
Congress stepped in to ensure your bubby's old Hitachi still receives snowy episodes of All My Children, but you have been given a similar window of opportunity to rethink your life and poor eating habits. More » -
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Arrr, Matey! Stop Abusing Your Kiddies, You Lily-livered Landlubber!
Pirates had a good week - from studios admitting they're totally screwed, to actual pirates receiving millions in ransom - so we suggest you stop BitTorrenting The Wrestler and watch some family-friendly TV. More » -
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Crossover Appeal or Crossover Drivel?
We've noted a lack of watchable medical drama in current network programming, but we're suckers for crossovers. The Grey's Privates event, as we call it while giggling, tops today's picks. More » -
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Police Procedural With A Sprinkle of Ginger
After a glowing NYT write-up and a new night of the week, we're hoping Life starts to see better ratings. Sadly, the boost from Knight Rider dissolves quickly in American Idol's jetwash. More » -
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'That's Infotainment!'
Remember when Tuesday nights used to mean Gilmore Girls? Now it's reality shows (Idol, Biggest Loser), superficial but fun teenage shows (90210, Privileged) and various procedurals (SVU, The Mentalist). We'll nap until The Daily Show. More » -
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Are You Getting Laid or Laid-Off This Week?
Some special groundhog in Pennsylvania saw his shadow today, but it's that greasy otter in West Hollywood who you're worried about. Hooking up with him was a mistake, but he's wriggling into your love forecast. More » -
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'Where The F*** Are The Motherf***ing Scallops, You C**ksu**er?!'
Sunday, Monday and Thursday are the important TV nights, but with NBC's Comedy Night Done Right in reruns, your difficult choices are easier tonight. There should be no crying over missed TV. More » -
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Funny As A Heart Attack
With the decline of Grey's Anatomy, we've been going elsewhere for our medical drama - Discovery Health Channel, 20/20, Hollywood Sunset Free Clinic - but we've found the serious stuff in an unlikely place. More » -
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'Bromances' Abound
In the post-Sex and the City era, male friendships moved into the forefront of American culture. Every guy needs his boys, especially men in black collar jobs who spend most of the day discussing minutiae. More » -
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'Criss Angel Is A Douchebag'
Scripted television episode titles are usually puns, inside jokes or formulaic (Friends' "The One...", Scrubs' "My...") and not worth mentioning, but the aforementioned title of tonight's Supernatural takes this trivial practice to the sublime. More » -
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Tell Us Sweet Little Lies
We watched Obama coverage last night and the scariest thing was the redundancy. Ten balls is a lot of time to fill, but could the networks find some new fun presidential facts for 2013? Pleasey-please? More » -
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We Doubt They Applied For Financial Aid
It was a beautiful day in Los Angeles, but we were stranded in the scary area of Park City where some liar told us Joaquin Phoenix would be officially joining the Wu-Tang Clan. More » -
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Fresh Powder, Anyone?
While the rest of the Defamer masthead hits the slopes and rubs elbows with celebs, we're squatting in the Park City Library for the free internet and warmth. Luckily, there's a vending machine. More » -
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Did You Pork My Future Wife?
Gil Grissom leaves CSI: Crime Scene Investigation tonight. Having only watched the Quentin Tarantino-directed episodes, we aren't all that sad. We have bigger problems, though: Seth made us ride in the bus top carrier. More » -
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The 'CSI:NY' Dialogue Generator
One night of Idol down, one to go. We feel bad for the hayseed kids who hear "You're going to Hollywood, dawg" and expect the 90028 to be a wonderful, joyous place. Enjoy Baja Fresh. More » -
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Mrs. B: Death From Above
The networks have emerged from hibernation, and there is an absurdly large amount of new television tonight and the rest of this month. We hope you weren't planning on getting off the EKTORP anytime soon. More » -
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And The Bad Celestial Omen Goes To...
Are you sad having been left out of all the awards excitement? Now you know how Kate Winslet once felt. Don't worry, we have something for you. Accept your honor after the jump. More » -
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Will Fake-Carrie End Up With Bootleg-Big?
"This is the end / My only friend, the end." Not sure if Jim Morrison penned those words about Lipstick Jungle, but tonight could be the conclusion (or not) of your favorite female-empowerment hour. More » -
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Love in the Time of Achondroplasia
After another interminable wait, 30 Rock returns, giving you something new to talk to your co-workers about now that the "How was your New Year's?" topic has run its course. More » -
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Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Cancer-Battlers
Patrick Swayze's struggle with cancer made us uncharacteristically sad today, as we realized that watching Road House might someday be a bittersweet experience. If Swayze can keep a brave face, then we can, too. More »
