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#goodbyes
Lessons Your Editor Learned From Competing On Big Brother
I've been instructed to use my goodbye post to relate a story I haven't told before. So strap in, kids: you're getting the never-before-revealed tale of my brief foray into reality television.
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#wtf
Finally, The Jake Gyllenhaal/Ron Howard Hip-Hop Video You've Clamored For
Sometimes, life is kind enough to fill a need you didn't even know you had. Here, then, is a hip-hop video that stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Ron Howard for some reason. You're welcome! More » -
#records
Could Anything Ever Kill The Simpsons?
Fox just put in an order for two more seasons of The Simpsons, ensuring that it will exceed Gunsmoke's 20-year run to become the longest-running primetime series ever. Here's why it may never end. More » -
#melroseplace
Director Of An Inconvenient Truth To Helm... Melrose Place Remake
Davis Guggenheim won an Oscar for directing the enormously sexy Al Gore doomsday documentary An Inconvenient Truth. What high-profile project is next on his slate? The CW's upcoming Melrose Place reboot. How did this happen? More » -
#sushigate
Jeremy Piven's Partying To Be Held Against Him In Court
Jeremy Piven is expected to show up for his Actor's Equity hearing tomorrow to determine whether his "mercury poisoning" excuse was totally made up, duh. The biggest hole in Piven's defense? His exhaustively documented partying. More » -
#arresteddevelopment
Bullied Michael Cera Finally Signs Onto Arrested Development Movie
Fire up the chicken dance—or, at least, your best approximation of it. Michael Cera, the lone holdout among the reunited cast of Arrested Development, has finally agreed to do the movie. More » -
#tattoos
Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex's name permanently tattooed on her body. Which other celebrities have made the same mistake? More »
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#beautifulawards
3 Ways the Academy Needs To Fix the Foreign-Film Oscar
Shocked that Departures beat out presumed favorites Waltz With Bashir and The Class for the foreign-film category? It's just the latest example of the bizarre rules that govern that Oscar niche. Can it be fixed? More » -
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#arresteddevelopment
Arrested Development Casting Breakdown Gives Loyal Fans False Hope
Excited for the potential Arrested Development movie? (Not you, Michael Cera.) A brand-new casting breakdown and release date would appear to confirm its production, but there's an unfortunate twist. More » -
#apologies
Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus
Penélope Cruz's Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More » -
#commentsoftheweek
Our Commenters Of The Week Win A Mysterious Trail Of Breadcrumbs...
Hmm. Strange. Our top comments of the week have earned their writers this mysterious trail of breadcrumbs, which appears to be leading to a place in the distance. Where? Perhaps we'll find out very soon... More » -
#funnypeople
Spot The Real-Life Allusions in Judd Apatow's 'Funny People' Trailer!
Here's the trailer for Judd Apatow's Adam Sandler starrer Funny People, which looks like it will be hailed as the director's most mature, personal film yet. How personal? Let us count the ways: More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Rihanna steps out in public, releases statement. [Us]
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#brokenembraces
Penélope Cruz in Almodóvar's 'Hugging: The Movie'
As she heads into the Oscars with frontrunner status, the trailer has finally come out for Penélope Cruz's latest collaboration with Pedro Almodóvar, Broken Embraces. Norbit, it is not. More » -
#alien
Sigourney Weaver just won't stop teasing potential Alien sequel. [MTV]
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#twilight
'Twilight'-Pandering MTV Desperately Attempts To Wring Paragraphs Out Of 'New Moon' Logo
Few outlets have done as comprehensive a job at Twilight pandering as MTV, and Summit has finally taken time out of its busy schedule of being fellated by EW to throw them a bone. More » -
#projectrunway
'Project Runway' Displays Anticipated Final Looks By Quiet Waif, The Villain, And Fab Gay
Though the new season of Project Runway hasn't aired yet (thanks, Weinsteins!), the show was forced to present its mysterious final collections today at Fashion Week, regardless. What kind of catchphrase-spouting designers should we expect? More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Injured Rihanna Photo Leaked, Internal LAPD Investigation Begins
In the period we live in, the most remarkable thing about the fact that police photos of a battered Rihanna have leaked is that it took a whole ten days for it to happen. More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Chris Brown Investigated For Attempting To Murder Rihanna
Though Chris Brown was booked on a charge of criminal threats after allegedly beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, E! reports that the singer is being investigated for a multitude of other felonies: More » -
#lists
'Entertainment Weekly' Hates Directors Who Are Good, Foreign, Or Female
Strap in, kids. Entertainment Weekly just put out their list of the 25 greatest active film directors, and here's who isn't on it: Woody Allen, David Lynch, or a single woman. So who is? More »
