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    Kyle Buchanan

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  • goodbyes

    Lessons Your Editor Learned From Competing On Big Brother

    I've been instructed to use my goodbye post to relate a story I haven't told before. So strap in, kids: you're getting the never-before-revealed tale of my brief foray into reality television. More »
    02/27/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Wtf

    Finally, The Jake Gyllenhaal/Ron Howard Hip-Hop Video You've Clamored For

    Sometimes, life is kind enough to fill a need you didn't even know you had. Here, then, is a hip-hop video that stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Ron Howard for some reason. You're welcome! More »
    02/26/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Records

    Could Anything Ever Kill The Simpsons?

    Fox just put in an order for two more seasons of The Simpsons, ensuring that it will exceed Gunsmoke's 20-year run to become the longest-running primetime series ever. Here's why it may never end. More »
    02/26/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • melrose place

    Director Of An Inconvenient Truth To Helm... Melrose Place Remake

    02/25/09
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  • Sushigate

    Jeremy Piven's Partying To Be Held Against Him In Court

    Jeremy Piven is expected to show up for his Actor's Equity hearing tomorrow to determine whether his "mercury poisoning" excuse was totally made up, duh. The biggest hole in Piven's defense? His exhaustively documented partying. More »
    02/25/09
    11,811
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Arrested Development

    Bullied Michael Cera Finally Signs Onto Arrested Development Movie

    Fire up the chicken dance—or, at least, your best approximation of it. Michael Cera, the lone holdout among the reunited cast of Arrested Development, has finally agreed to do the movie. More »
    02/24/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Tattoos

    Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos

    Megan Fox and her fiance, David from 90210, have broken up. Sad news—especially since Fox has her now-ex's name permanently tattooed on her body. Which other celebrities have made the same mistake? More »
    02/24/09
    39,679
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Beautiful awards

    3 Ways the Academy Needs To Fix the Foreign-Film Oscar

    Shocked that Departures beat out presumed favorites Waltz With Bashir and The Class for the foreign-film category? It's just the latest example of the bizarre rules that govern that Oscar niche. Can it be fixed? More »
    02/23/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Arrested Development

    Arrested Development Casting Breakdown Gives Loyal Fans False Hope

    Excited for the potential Arrested Development movie? (Not you, Michael Cera.) A brand-new casting breakdown and release date would appear to confirm its production, but there's an unfortunate twist. More »
    02/23/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Apologies

    Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus

    Penélope Cruz's Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More »
    02/23/09
    11,510
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Comments of the week

    Our Commenters Of The Week Win A Mysterious Trail Of Breadcrumbs... [Defamer]

    02/20/09
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  • funny people

    Spot The Real-Life Allusions in Judd Apatow's 'Funny People' Trailer!

    Here's the trailer for Judd Apatow's Adam Sandler starrer Funny People, which looks like it will be hailed as the director's most mature, personal film yet. How personal? Let us count the ways: More »
    02/20/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Celeb Jurisprudence

    Rihanna steps out in public, releases statement. [Us]

    02/20/09
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  • Broken Embraces

    Penélope Cruz in Almodóvar's 'Hugging: The Movie' [Defamer]

    02/20/09
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  • Alien

    Sigourney Weaver just won't stop teasing potential Alien sequel. [MTV]

    02/20/09
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  • twilight

    'Twilight'-Pandering MTV Desperately Attempts To Wring Paragraphs Out Of 'New Moon' Logo [Defamer]

    02/20/09
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  • Project Runway

    'Project Runway' Displays Anticipated Final Looks By Quiet Waif, The Villain, And Fab Gay

    Though the new season of Project Runway hasn't aired yet (thanks, Weinsteins!), the show was forced to present its mysterious final collections today at Fashion Week, regardless. What kind of catchphrase-spouting designers should we expect? More »
    02/20/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Celeb Jurisprudence

    Injured Rihanna Photo Leaked, Internal LAPD Investigation Begins

    In the period we live in, the most remarkable thing about the fact that police photos of a battered Rihanna have leaked is that it took a whole ten days for it to happen. More »
    02/20/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Celeb Jurisprudence

    Chris Brown Investigated For Attempting To Murder Rihanna

    Though Chris Brown was booked on a charge of criminal threats after allegedly beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, E! reports that the singer is being investigated for a multitude of other felonies: More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Lists

    'Entertainment Weekly' Hates Directors Who Are Good, Foreign, Or Female

    Strap in, kids. Entertainment Weekly just put out their list of the 25 greatest active film directors, and here's who isn't on it: Woody Allen, David Lynch, or a single woman. So who is? More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • The Wrestler

    Steroid-peddling actor from The Wrestler arrested for...guess. [HuffPo]

    02/19/09
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  • Dancing With the Stars

    Airbrush Tool Tipped To Win Based On 'Dancing With The Stars' Promo Shots

    When it comes to altering one's appearance, Photoshop has picked up where Denise Richards and Lil' Kim left off. Presenting: the heavily-altered publicity photos for the newest season of Dancing with the Stars. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • watchmen

    Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'

    One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • The View

    Barbara Walters Wonders When NY Post Will Be Racist Toward White Monkeys

    Whatever intern is tasked with explaining current events to Barbara Walters failed miserably today, as she misunderstood the growing controversy about a perceived-to-be-racist Post cartoon in the most hilarious way possible. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Oscars

    Kate Winslet Hopes Oscar Can Vault Her Into Upper, Non-Nude Echelon Of Actresses

    Sure, all but one of this year's Oscar-nominated actresses have done nude scenes during their career (there's still time, Viola Davis!), but the frequently-bare Kate Winslet is hoping that the topless buck stops here. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • watchmen

    'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time

    As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More »
    02/19/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Lost

    'Lost' Anniversary Cake As Delicious As Michael Emerson's Line Readings [Defamer]

    02/18/09
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  • Playboy

    Trimmed-down Seth Rogen finally lands Playboy cover. [Page Six]

    02/18/09
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  • rihanna

    Rihanna In Terrible Pain, But At Least Her Album Is Selling! [Defamer]

    02/18/09
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  • Naomi Watts

    Naomi Watts Reveals Liev Schreiber's Burning Desire To Breast-Feed [Defamer]

    02/18/09
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  • suspense

    Mickey Rourke Settles On Least Interesting Oscar Date Possible

    The death of Mickey Rourke's chihuahua, Loki, continues to reverberate today, as the actor has finally announced his replacement Oscar date (and hinted that he may be pulling out of Iron Man 2). More »
    02/18/09
    7,851
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • The View

    Why Yes, Ben Lyons WAS On 'The View' Today! [Defamer]

    02/18/09
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  • mickey rourke

    A Look Back At Loki

    The tragic, pre-Oscar passing of Mickey Rourke's chihuahua, Loki, is clearly the most ill-timed thing to have happened since Barack Obama's grandmother died just before the election. Join us for a Loki retrospective. More »
    02/18/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Marketing

    Billy Crudup's Blue Wang Now Replicable With 'Watchmen' Condoms

    Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you'd slipped on the film's newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click to enlarge (ahem). [Robot 6] More »
    02/18/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • passings

    Oh Heavenly Dog: Mickey Rourke's Loki Is Dead

    Oscar season has claimed its first victim. Mickey Rourke's treasured, constant companion—his Chihuahua, Loki—is dead at age 18. More »
    02/18/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Paris Hilton

    'Oh, Snoop Dogg? I Speak Jive.' [Defamer]

    02/17/09
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  • watchmen

    'Watchmen' Producers Confident Enough To Release Terrible First Scene Into The Wild

    After a series of beautiful trailers and effusive fanboy reviews, Watchmen producers have generously offered to tamp down enthusiasm by releasing the movie's first full scene, which is...not that good. More »
    02/17/09
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    By Kyle Buchanan
  • Scheduling

    Lost faces a new villain: permanently rescheduled American Idol. [THR]

    02/17/09
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  • mickey rourke

    Mickey Rourke Now Willing To Audition Same-Sex Oscar Dates [Defamer]

    02/17/09
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  • 30 rock

    '30 Rock' McFlurryGate Overshadowing More Persuasive iPhone-Contra Affair

    For all the e-ink spilled over whether 30 Rock gave the McFlurry too much product placement last week (even Jane Krakowski is unsure now!), we think there's a different, far bigger case to be made. More »
    02/16/09
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