JudgeFudge commented on Clowning Around

"David Letterman is Fucking Hi-Lar-I-Ous."

JudgeFudge commented on Which Harry Potter Star Prefers Broomstick to Snitch?

"#2: Sir Ian McKellan is outed already, come on guys."

JudgeFudge commented on Mike D, c. 1986

"Oh look, its little Donnie Berkowitz!"

JudgeFudge commented on Things Hipsters Are Too Cool For

"I haven't read Harry Potter - is there time travel in that book?"

JudgeFudge commented on Pippi Wrongstocking

"What if Heidi Klume mated with a bag of Chex mix?"

JudgeFudge commented on Everyone's Just Gonna Rip on Heidi & Spencer Today

"Can we double book them with Palin on Letterman?"

JudgeFudge commented on The Light Cigarettes That Defined Us

"My "light" brand of choice, the best of course, was Lucky Strike Filters, and those were phased out in America a few years back. Now I'm a Camel Light man, strictly because of strength and smoothness."

JudgeFudge commented on Turns Out Like Everybody Had Swine Flu

"David Chang does not have swine flu."

JudgeFudge commented on Spencer on Quitting I'm a Celebrity...: 'I'm Not a Reality Star. I'm on The Hills.'

"You know, I consider myself a fairly cultured man."

JudgeFudge commented on Coming Soon: Weezer-Brand Snuggies

"God, remember when this band used to be so fucking cool?"