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""There's a hooker down there ..."

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SarahHeartburn commented on Was Bernie Madoff Assaulted in Prison?

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SarahHeartburn commented on Stuff Our Stockings with Christmas Horror Stories

"@Swifter: I'm sure the US Postal Service has bubble wrap envelopes that carry individually wrapped bagels."

SarahHeartburn commented on Stuff Our Stockings with Christmas Horror Stories

"@Evan Hurst: I have a difficult family history and I love it when people say, "oh, my family is dysfunctional."