"Beats my dad's "Sex Talk" while driving through the combat zone in Boston (after my mom found a drawing of a naked woman's butt in my 2nd grade notebook.)
"Sometimes when a man's with a woman he gets a feeling and has to do something about it...Understand?"
I figured I was due for a beating of some sort for drawing the picture so I just cried and said I didn't do it.
He offered no further explanation.
Took me about 8 years to finally grasp what he was talking about.
God bless the 70's."
"@female_gator:
"Taping" not "filming."
Please, dear Jesus, don't ever make that mistake again.
(Committing Reality folk to "film" is just too disheartening a thought.)"
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