Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Was Bernie Madoff Assaulted in Prison?

"@badasscat: There have been numerous articles about people that did, in fact, invest all of their life savings with Madoff."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Inside the $1 Billion Christmas Tree Business

"Well, the Great Tree in the Walnut Room on the 7th floor of Marshall Field's in Chicago is a fake one, undoubtedly an American made one from a number of years ago, due to fire regulations. And an interesting side note: The woman that used to be in charge of decorating it [for something like 20 years] was Jewish!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on The Top 13 People Politicians Should Not Have Had Sex with in the 2000s

"@miss_msry: It was the Chicago Tribune that took it to the wall & went to court to get the file released. It was , I think, a fascination about what the hell was a guy who claimed to be a choir boy doing sealing his divorce records. Plus, anyone with the last name Ryan is poison in Illinois politics now & there had to be people at the Trib that didn't want a guaranteed loss because of that."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Blame For White House Crashers Settles On Social Secretary

"@carinamarie: Michael Sneed, who is female by the way, is without a doubt the absolute worst gossip columnist in the country. She consistently makes shit up, prints outright lies about people & is always printing rumors from her favorites. But her favorite thing is to steal items from far better columns & print them without attribution. Many people can't figure out why she even has a column."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Steven A. Cohen's Giant Mansion Might Be Built on Sand

"What a fucking monstrosity of a "house". It looks like he's added on to the original at least a dozen times! I hope his architect totally ripped him off [that's assuming there even was an architect, this thing looks like it was designed by a drunk with a set of Legos!]"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Mark Penn Joins War on Christmas, on Satan's Side

"Even a broken clock is correct twice a day, so Mark Penn being correct once in his life shouldn't be a shocker! And it's obvious to this atheist that the term "Religious Independent" is an attempt to be a new term for agnostic."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on The French Resistance to Yahoo's Cost-Cutting CEO

"Awww, the Frenchies are just pissed that the Internet hasn't been shut down in favor of the Minitel!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard

"@forwardmotion: At a convention of SF writers in the late 40s, Hubbard said to many of them: "If a fellow really wanted to make a lot of money, he would start his own religion"."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on 'This Is the Crusade': Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson

"Don't forget the jerk that said referring to all of us normal people: "There are no morals out there...anything goes" I thought that was the motto of the Sea Org."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Carrie Underwood's Esquire Feature Suggests Deep, Lurking Depression

"@CrayonSmoothie: There are a few animal behaviorists that insists that your dog doesn't love you. You & I know that's bullshit from the way the dogs act when the owner comes home as opposed to anyone else. She must have read this crap somewhere & it got stuck in her mind."