Dave J. commented on The Best Antiques Roadshow Reactions

"They should do one of pompous people who think they've got some relic for the Smithsonian and instead it's counterfeit."

Dave J. commented on The Best Antiques Roadshow Reactions

"@Florabel Mulvaney: I always wonder about the people who are like "well of course I won't sell it, it's a treasured family heirloom!" and then it's like "yoink!" when the appraisal comes in at like 5x what they were thinking."

Dave J. commented on Facebookarazzi: Stalking Celebrities Just Got a Whole Lot Easier

"Why would a celebrity actually need to use Facebook?"

Dave J. commented on GOP Chairman Michael Steele Gets Jiggy With His Interns

"Goddamit, Larry David, blackface is simply not funny in this day and age."

Dave J. commented on 'Why Is Tiger's Wife Trying to Ruin Golf?' Wonders Typical Golf Fan

"@kathotdog006: I dunno about that."

Dave J. commented on 'Why Is Tiger's Wife Trying to Ruin Golf?' Wonders Typical Golf Fan

"@m4ximusprim3: You don't get to be where you are in a sport by being a great husband or father, true, but you do earn the respect of people, and this is the kind of thing that will help your career when you lose 40 ft."

Dave J. commented on 'Mr. Speaker, the Distinguished Gentleman from Dublin Is a Fecking Gobshite'

"He needs to apologize for that Boyzone-esque hairstyle as well, and then we'll be square."

Dave J. commented on Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn

"@Cheruth: He did in fact bum a cigarette from me--close enough?"

Dave J. commented on Bearcats Bid Un-Emotional Goodbye to Brian Kelly

"@Preopsician: They need to move the beginning of the recruiting period to right after the last bowl game."

Dave J. commented on Tiger Who?

"@gooneruk: What if Becks was nailing Katie Holmes behind Tom's back?"