Colonel Mustard commented on How Reality TV Took the Shame Out of Pornography

"Brian: Didn't Frenchie get the boot because she was (allegedly) underage when the topless photos were taken?"

Colonel Mustard commented on A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

"@Ogiri W Surie: I don't watch SNL - I've never seen her in anything aside from those Vincent Price Holiday Specials - but I just about peed myself watching that Target Lady clip."

Colonel Mustard commented on Fat People Can't Get Jobs, and Unemployed People Can't Get Thin

"@quatrevingtquatre: Californians never ate before the collapse, though."

Colonel Mustard commented on Classy Les Moonves Just Told a CNBC Reporter He's Firing His Mother-in-Law on Live TV

"@econdave: "Your mother-in-law's got One Job To Lose, eh?""

Colonel Mustard commented on The Toronto Edition of Metro Wants You to See This Man's Penis

"@CanadianSL: I've been to Peterborough as well - very pretty, although there was less exposed wang while I was in town."

Colonel Mustard commented on Lazy Sex Pervs

"@Spirit Fingers: Without the beaver, thousands of tittering fifth-graders wouldn't be able to say "damn" and then play it off like they were talking about wildlife!"

Colonel Mustard commented on Palin Becomes a Birther as Revenge Unto Those Who Doubted Trig

"@Atilla the Bun: I hated having to babysit kids like her when I was in high school."