Gone Elsewhere. commented on Sony Fondles New DS with One Hand, Bitchslaps with the Other

"I think that Nintendo has consistently had a chance to push their platform forward, and instead they're just not doing it."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on Panasonic Lifewall Is the All-Knowing Gesture-Controlled TV of the Future

"I want to know if it will mute the tv when I flip off a commercial."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on Robotic Plant That Nods When You Talk Makes Me Want to Cry

"Too bad this thing will eventually grow angry at you and release a toxin that turns off the need for self protection as the planet rejects us as pests."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies

"@Mayor McRib: I think anyone would stink after eating sliders."

Gone Elsewhere. commented

"I'm going to hold off until Rock Band 3 comes out with a keyswordtar."

Gone Elsewhere. commented

"@Mr.SithNinja: Confucious say, man at church after protest, sit in own pew."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies

"@jchasse: Uh, yeah, please."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies

"@miguelggarcia: If it's a big enough operation, it isn't difficult."

Gone Elsewhere. commented on US Navy Sysadmin Fills House With $1.6 Million Worth of Pilfered Office Supplies

"He really will be playing "Top Gun" in prison. "You can ride my ass anytime." -- IceMan "Bullshit, you can ride mine!" -- Maverick You had to reference the ultimate in gay subversion movies in reference to the man going to a "pound me in the ass" prison."

Gone Elsewhere. commented

"@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: Right, but they could sell it like that 2 step liquid plumber stuff, or epoxy where you mix two agents together..."