Antonella commented on Wintour, Discontent

"A face like a cat's ass."

Antonella commented on What Is 'Funky?'

"@sfBirdie: But absolutely Bedazzled!"

Antonella commented on What Is 'Funky?'

"Is that a young Cary Elwes sporting that Bedazzled (tm) denim horror?"

Antonella commented on Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape

"The Grand Old Party is never grander than when its members are out propositioning congressional pageboys, killing interns, playing footsie in airport bathrooms, and committing date rape. Let us remember, though, that it is still monogamous same-sex couples attempting to get married that is the true scourge of this country."

Antonella commented on Early To Bed, Early To Be A Self-Righteous Hypocrite

"Thou shalt be in bed by 10:00 so thou mayest be well-rested for thine next morn's TV show appearance."

Antonella commented on The Craft: Commenting On, Contributing To Jezebel

"I wish IMDb and YouTube had the same commenting standards as Jezebel/Gawker."

Antonella commented on Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke

"Am I a bad person for cheering when Tamra, the frat guy stuck in the body of a double D freckle-boobed trashy trophy wife, started crying because she can no longer afford a maid and a mansion by the sea?"

Antonella commented on Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback

"SO AWESOME!!"

Antonella commented on Mariah Carey Dons Interesting Outfit For Ellen

"Mimi--Emancipate yourself from these '90s hoochie mama threads you've been sporting since the '90s."

Antonella commented on Al Reynolds: "Life After Star Jones"

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."