In the case of Justin Bieber’s dick, the verdict is now in.
The state of Bieber’s dick has been a running concern for some time now. Back in January, he posed for a Calvin Klein underwear shoot that showed a large bulge in his pants. A few days after that, the website Breathe Heavy posted what it said was a pre-Photoshop version of the image which showed a decidedly less protruding package. Bieber’s camp maintained that the shot in the Klein ad was real, and that Bieber’s dick was as it appeared to be.
Later that month, screenshots of texts that purported to be between Bieber and his on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez were shopped around to various tabloids. The texts contained what appeared to be a photo of Bieber’s dick, but it was eventually discredited.
Back in November of 2013, a Brazilian model named Tati Neves claimed to have slept with Bieber while he was touring in the country. In interviews about their supposed tryst, she refuted an earlier model’s assessment of Bieber’s dick:
Speaking to The Sun, Brazilian model Tati Nevas said: “Take it from me, he’s well endowed - and very good in bed.”
In a response to Breathe Heavy, Bieber’s personal trainer Patrick Nilsson said that the singer is “well-endowed.”
And to make up it, here’s a new quote from Justin’s trainer Patrick Nilsson, who says JB is packing. “I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but yes.”
Patrick, we never should have doubted you.
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