Kate Hudson Finally Addresses Hot Nick Jonas Sex Rumor

Allie Jones · 10/21/15 10:48AM

Kate Hudson, who allegedly fucked a Jonas Brother, appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night with Zooey Deschanel, who definitely named her baby Otter. That last part is neither here nor there—the Nick Jonas thing is what everybody wanted to talk about (on Watch What Happens Live).

Explore the Otter's Mysteries With Zooey Deschanel

Kelly Conaboy · 10/21/15 10:10AM

Sea otters contain multitudes. They are both the smallest marine mammal and the largest member of the Mustelidae (weasel) family; they swim on their little tummies, but can also swim on their little backs; they are otters, and they are Zooey Deschanel’s daughter. But why? Well, I’ll tell you.

Zooey Deschanel: Baby Is Otter

Kelly Conaboy · 10/20/15 09:50AM

Zooey Deschanel gave birth to a doll-sized Edison bulb necklace three months ago. Rudely, none of us bothered to ask what she named it. Well, OK. Fine. If you’re going to be that way, completely detached from manners. Maybe you’ll never know what Zooe—Otter. Hmm, excuse me? Huh. Like I was sayi—Otter. What?

Does Drake Actually Know What He's Doing?

Rich Juzwiak · 10/20/15 09:45AM

Drake reminds me of Showgirls. He’s so over-the-top, so ridiculously dorky that he has to realize what he’s doing. And yet, self-awareness is a rare commodity—even when your self is a commodity—that it’s impossible to say for sure where intention rules and uncontrollable, ridiculous-looking expression supersedes. The great thing about Showgirls isn’t that it’s so bad it’s good, it’s that it’s so outrageous it’s practically unbelievable and yet it still exists. So is Drake at his most entertaining.

Justin Bieber on Dad's Penis Comment: "Such a Dad Thing to Say"

Kelly Conaboy · 10/19/15 02:30PM

What do dads say? Probably something like, “The game’s on!” Right? Another classic thing dads say is: “Ask your mother.” You can hear it now. Or maybe they say, “GET OFF THE LINE!” if they need to use the phone for business, and here you are talking to your friend about what? Nothing. But what do dads say if they see your penis and it’s big?

500 Days of Kristin, Day 267: Three Studies for a Self-Portrait

Allie Jones · 10/19/15 01:07PM

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book all about her life and opinions hits shelves in 233 days, is currently pregnant with her third child. Since she announced this news on her app, Kristin has provided the public with several images of her “baby bump” via Instagram. Here are three.

Crimson Peak Is More Like a Nadir

Rich Juzwiak · 10/16/15 02:25PM

Before my screening of Crimson Peak, the new movie from visionary director Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Pacific Rim), a sheet labeled “Foreword” was distributed to the attending writers. Here is what it said, in full:

Kaley Cuoco Is Sorry to Disappoint 

Allie Jones · 10/15/15 01:40PM

Though you can watch them together every Monday at 8/7c on CBS, Big Bazinga co-stars Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki are NOT secretly dating, despite some gossip reports that said they were. Horse friend Kaley put rumormongers on blast last night by stating clearly on Instagram that she and Johnny are “just the best of buds.”