Nigh three weeks ago now, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced that after three kids and 10 years of marriage, they’re getting divorced. Why? Well no one knows exactly, but names like Margot Robbie, J.Lo, Blackjack, and Blake Lively have been thrown around in the tabloids as reasons the Afflecks could no longer make it work.
Forty-two-year-old Ben would like you to know that despite all this, he is still a sex man. He just bought a $90,000 sex car to prove it:
According to TMZ, Ben was spotted vroom-vrooming around his neighborhood in the Pacific Palisades yesterday in a 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat, which surely means something to somebody somewhere. The car can rev up to 700 horsepower—almost enough to drown out the despairing ideations of a mid-life crisis.
Dad your new car is so loud we hate it!