As we move throughout life on a day-to-day, there are certain things that can weigh us down. Health problems; familial in-fighting; work stresses; difficulties regarding romance; Bruce Willis’s typewriter, meaning, specifically, whether Bruce Willis’s typewriter is in working condition or in disrepair. Let me remove a bit of that weight, you poor thing.

According to Page Six, Willis—who will soon star as a novelist in Misery on Broadwaypersonally dropped off his typewriter to be repaired at the Gramercy Typewriter Co. shop. And then what?

From Page Six:

We hear Willis had someone pick up the typewriter for him when it was ready.

Ahh, wonderful. Bruce Willis’s typewriter has been returned to working condition.

If you listen closely, you can almost hear Bruce Willis’s typewriter click-clacking. Click clack, click clack, click clack. A bit like this, if I had to guess:


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