No One Will Hit on Poor Anna Kendrick

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the beautiful and charming actress Anna Kendrick sits alone in a cafe, or a restaurant. She exhales loudly and takes an unbothered sip of coffee. Twirling her hair around her finger, she tweets something funny about Game of Thrones—two thousand RTs, instantly. Sigh. Why won't anyone hit on her?

In a recent interview with Elle, Anna Kendrick spoke about her thoughts on sex appeal (specifically her own) and mentioned that she hasn't been hit on since—wait, when?

This lack of ego, coupled with the stealth hourglass shape, the porcelain skin, and the smart mouth, add up to a very specific kind of sex appeal. Kendrick, who hasn't publicly dated since she and Edgar Wright broke up last year, says she hasn't been hit on since Up in the Air, "honest to God."

Oh, if only we could all measure time by our own Academy Award-nominated films. "I haven't had an Arnold Palmer since, gosh, I think it was You Can Count on Me!" In any case: Why isn't anyone hitting on Anna Kendrick?! She goes on:

"I've never felt like I've exactly traded on my looks. ... When I was a teenager, I was an ultralate bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you've got boobs. I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs!" ... "Similarly, I think I'm lucky that I've never had a crisis about whether the only reason I'm successful is because I'm crazy hot. It's not something that crosses my mind."

Poor, normal-hot Anna Kendrick. Girl, here's hoping some dude in a bar pretends that he doesn't realize you're Anna Kendrick real soon.

[h/t Uproxx, image via Getty]