Certainly one thing you could do if you're Nic Cage is... this: show up to a Guns N' Roses concert in Las Vegas wearing a shirt with your face on it, frilled chaps, at least five rings, multiple pieces of grandma jewelry, all while holding a cane and a massive glass of red wine. Also, you're standing next to Andrew Dice Clay.
This, posted by Guns N' Roses to Instagram, is perhaps equally the most Vegas, Nic Cage and Andrew Dice Clay photo of all time.
Also, please note that the Nic Cage on Nic Cage's shirt is essentially Nic Cage as troll face. Live your life, everyone.
[image via Instagram, h/t Vulture]