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#creativeunderclass
A Survival Guide For Hollywood's Poorly Paid Assistants
Starting tomorrow, assistants toiling away inside of the tumultuous WME talent agency will be dealt a 25-30 percent drop in their salaries. So how will Hollywood's well- dressed underclass survive on their food-service wages? Here are some friendly tips! More » -
#journalismism
NBC Agrees to Muzzle Journalists Following Fox News Pressure
Friday night is for dumping embarrassing news, as media companies well know. So it is that the New York Times now surfaces a secret deal in which NBC is said to cravenly promise to ease its criticism of Fox News. More » -
#airscareone
Scenes from Inside a Propaganda Disaster
The Pentagon has released a document dump of internal e-mails from its struggle to deal with the Air Force One flyover that freaked out Manhattan in April. You can smell the panic. More » -
#picoftheday
We Come in Pasties
[Tonight the Sovereign Prince of Monaco hosted the Red Cross charity ball, an incredibly glamorous social event which apparently involves reenacting Star Trek slashfic; pic via Getty] -
#tuckermax
Lowlights from Tucker Max's Terrible Movie
Is bro-blogger Tucker Max's movie as chest-thumpingly awful as the script made it out to be? Based on some "leaked" footage we've been sent, yes, yes it is. Sex with midgets and deaf girls; wannabe-alpha-male trash talk; it's all there. More » -
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#facesquatting
No, You Cannot Be BMW (Or Any Other Big Corporation) on Facebook
Facesquatters beware: Facebook is coming for you. The social network rolled out short usernames less than two months ago, now it's starting to revoke the ones it doesn't like. More » -
#prophecy
Latest Fringe Conservative Theory on Obama: He's the Antichrist. No, Really
Add this to your catalog of ways fringe conservatives express their displeasure of having a black president: someone on YouTube has raised the possibility of Barack Obama being the antichrist because Jesus actually, literally said, "Barack Obama is the antichrist." More » -
#drugs
The Final Indignity: Awkward Slang
A teenager in Kentucky was shot dead by a homeowner when he broke into the guy's house while crazy out of his mind on shrooms. God that's tragic. And on top of everything, he couldn't even get a cool obit: More » -
#plushies
Simon Cowell Wants to Be Your Dog
Leave it to the brutualizing 1980's to put Simon Cowell on the receiving end of pity. Here he is in 1982 dressed as a plushie costumed canine named 'Wonderdog' appearing on Britain's Top of the Pops. -
#younglove
Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi Break-Up. Publicity Stunt or Just Devastating News?
Michael Cera has dumped long-time girlfriend Charlyne Yi. At least that's what a source tells Star Magazine now that Cera is "superfamous" he's "itching to date other people." Here's how we cope. More » -
#advertisement
Fembots Have More Fun
Turn you and your friends into Svedka Party_Bots. Svedka, voted the #1 vodka of 2033. More » -
#slackers
Twitter Slammed by Summer Doldrums
Lately it seems like everyone on Twitter is dropping the ball. Too little chatter and too much "living" of "lives." So we ran a very scientific survey and discovered that, yes, basically everyone missed their numbers this month. The shamed: More » -
#thebrewskiaccord
The Semiotics of the Beer Summit
How many ways can you analyze 30 seconds of silent footage? An infinite number of ways! Over the last 24 hours, cable pundits, our modern Vienna Circle, have explored all the possible meanings of a bunch of guys drinking beers. More » -
#bookingwars
Since No One Watches CNN, Lou Dobbs Figured He'd Yell About Obama's Birth Certificate on Fox
Bill O'Reilly recently agreed to let fellow Mexican-hater Lou Dobbs onto his show to talk about how Barack Obama is from Kenya. But Dobbs' employer CNN apparently wouldn't let him appear on its chief competitor, Fox News. Imagine that. More »
