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#phelpmeplease
Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
Swimmer savant Michael Phelps caught taking a monster bong hit by News Of the World. Safe to say his Olympic career is donezo. More » -
#panicatthegoogle
Google Malware Mess Now Just Annoying Spam Scam
Gee, that was quick. Mere hours after Google totally wigged out ZOMG, this guy from India is imploring us to buy his historic screen capture. More » -
#hollywoodiots
Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
Sony has "won" the right to make Angelology into a movie. For those of you who don't know, and really who the fuck would know this, Angelology is a book about angels. More » -
#breaking
Obama's Brother Locked Up In Nairobi Pot Bust!
Developing: George, the half-brother of Barack Obama, was arrested in Nairobi for possession of illegal drugs. The dude had one joint!
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#panicatthegoogle
Momentary Google Search Weirdness Sends Shockwaves Through Blogging Community
New York, NY—"This site may harm your computer." That was the chilling message with which internet users were greeted for nearly twenty minutes this morning when they searched Google.com [GOOG]. Widespread panic ensued. More » -
#futuredisasters
Hasselbeck Is The View's Designated Breeder
Attractive blonde piranha Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant again. She and her husband Tim Hasselbeck already have two kids, Grace, 3, and Taylor, 1. Now a third is coming. Oh lord, make it stop! More » -
#gossiproundup
Richard Branson and Madonna Kids Become Refugees; Aniston Lives In A Hovel
Gaunt Jewish mysticist Madonna is bringing her Guy-less brood back to New York where she looks to ruin the marriage of Brooklyn Cyclone's mascot Sandy the Seagull. [ES] More » -
#picoftheday
The Last Shot
[A view of the Coney Island amusement park Astroland today; after closing for the final time last Labor Day, its lease expires tomorrow. Image via Getty] -
#nerdfight
Facebook Founders Settle Their Feud
After years of freezing out cofounder Eduardo Saverin over a dispute about money, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has deigned to recognize his former Harvard buddy. Why now? Perhaps to derail a forthcoming Facebook tell-all? More » -
#terror
One Dude Knew It Wasn't Anthrax
Big city newspapers are always going into panic mode after receiving envelopes of white powder that turns out to be harmless. At the Caspar (Wyoming) Star-Tribune, it turned out to be cocaine: More » -
#twitterati
Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!
What were Twitterati like Michelle Malkin, Xeni Jardin, and Michael Buckley high on today? Doesn't really matter — they're all addicted to Twitter. Today's most addled tweets: More » -
#theobamas
Obamas Are America's Last Celebrities
It's weird, isn't it, that the Obamas are still on celebrity mag covers? On this week's Us, there's Michelle and the kids, next to a little sidebar with "fat" Jessica Simpson and lonely Jennifer Aniston. More » -
#shock
Is Joe Biden's Senate Replacement... An Atheist?
Quelle horreur! Ted Kaufman, the guy appointed to Joe Biden's Delware Senate seat, might secretly not believe in God! More » -
#deathwatch
Why Tesla's Elon Musk Could Be the New Preston Tucker
Tesla Motors, the best hope of Silicon Valley's nascent clean-transportation industry, is headed over a financial cliff. The only question is how many customers the electric sportscar maker will take for a ride. More »
