Amber Heard, a blonde who recently married Johnny Depp, invited her mother to a screening of Depp’s Whitey Bulger biopic Black Mass last night. Let what transpired at the end of the red carpet be a lesson to everyone, most of all Amber Heard’s mother.

In the video above, filmed by KISS 92.5, Amber Heard’s mother makes the mistake of identifying herself as such to the cameraman. “I’m her mom—Amber’s,” she says. Then, a flash: Amber Heard storms off the red carpet, sweeping her mother away with the gale force winds she created by walking so swiftly.

Says Amber thinly and derisively to her mother before the two disappear from the frame: “Never make eye contact.”

That is, if you know what’s good for you.

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