There is absolutely nothing cute about The Wolf of Wall Street or any other 2014 Oscar Best Picture nominees. Until now, that is.

Thanks to the folks at CineFix, we now know what it would look like if tiny tots dressed up like Christian Bale in American Hustle or Tom Hanks in Captain Phillips. If the real movies starred these kids, maybe people would actually be excited about the Oscars this year?

Watch and be charmed. And then give that sad little Her child a Best Actor Oscar immediately. And the Best Supporting Actor definitely goes to the little suit in Wolf of Wall Street.


[h/t The Hairpin]