The only insider trading Martha Stewart was doing this time around was: trading tips on how to get out of an elevator (from inside an elevator)!
According to Page Six, Martha Stewart—the original Blake Lively—was trapped in a crowded elevator at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia headquarters on Thursday afternoon for thirteen minutes. For thirteen minutes. In an elevator!
We're told the elevator was packed and the doors wouldn't open. It went to the second floor, then the ninth floor, before a building maintenance person finally pried open the door.
What went through Martha Stewart's mind during the thirteen minutes she spent in a crowded elevator at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia headquarters on Thursday afternoon? We'll never know. Maybe, "I can't wait to get out of this elevator," or, "Hmm, what's going on with the elevator?" Maybe something like, "Ahh, god, I hate elevators." Or, "I am going crazy in here, what's taking so long? Wait, how long as it been?" I don't know. Again, we never will.
But, hey—we can imagine.