Louis Tomlinson, the member of Judas-themed pop group One Direction who allegedly impregnated Los Angeles-based stylist Briana Jungwirth with his liar’s seed, posted a message to Twitter last night regarding One Direction’s one-year hiatus.
Following a tweet from acoustic guitar member Niall Horan which read, “Ok so Lots of rumours going round. We are not splitting up, but we will be taking a well earned break at some point next year,” uh-huh, Tomlinson wrote:
Your support is truly indescribable! It's just a break :) we're not going anywhere !!— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) August 24, 2015
You know who else was on “a break,” Louis Tomlinson?
Yes they did end up back together eventually, but that is not the point and you know it.