Sophie Hunter, the woman Benedict Cumberbatch chose to marry instead of you and also instead of me, so sorry to us, unveiled her one-of-a-kind Valentino wedding gown in Vogue and on Instagram today.
It's beautiful, I guess, whatever.
According to Vogue, via Page Six, the gown was designed by Hunter along with Valentino creative directors Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pierpaolo Piccioli. It took three months to complete, blah, blah, blah. It is made of lace.
"It feels very much of nature," said the soon-to-be mother of Benedict Cumberbatch's child, "and it's so detailed and extraordinary that I'm still trying to get my head around how beautiful it is."
So happy for you, Sophie Hunter, and your beeeaaautiful life. (Insincere.)